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349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +14 points

The even bigger joke on Florida is that Office Depot is now a Taxachusetts corporation because, this might be hard to comprehend, government revenue funds schools, public transportation, and civilization that does not involve shuffle boards, gun ranges, and subsidies for sports stadiums.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 1 reply · +26 points

That picture, at least as pertains to the men, is a reminder that politics is show business for ugly people.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +29 points

I can't wait until she brings a big bag of Cheetos to the next SOTU because Sotomayor had some excellent bud.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 3 replies · +20 points

When the U.S. Marshal takes Judge Moore and probate judges into custody, maybe the concept of federal supremacy will sink in. As a federal judge explained to me when a state judge scheduled a trial the same time as a trial before him, "He may be able to throw you in jail, but I can order you out to come pick a jury here."

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 1 reply · +13 points

Congressman: leave wanking to the pros.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 3 replies · +15 points

Why doesn't Evolution News and Views just produce its own 13-part series and see if Discovery will buy it?

Part 1: Fossils. The Devil's tool.

Part 2. Carbon Dating Deception.

Part 3. Darwin--Demon or Devil?


349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 3 replies · +31 points

The delicious double irony with frosting and a cherry is that if coverage is lost, it is in the reddest, wing-nuttiest states.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 0 replies · +11 points

Bill Kristol is already vetting her for higher office.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +8 points

Whatever happened to the Wing Nut meme that America is "leading from behind?" It only took 3 years to revise Wing Nut history from America the Weak led to turmoil to Hillary "The Desert Fox" Clinton led to turmoil.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 1 reply · +20 points

The Bill is alternatively known as the Defense of Marriage in States in Which I Have a Rat's Ass of a Chance.