Schmannnity

Schmannnity

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +14 points

The even bigger joke on Florida is that Office Depot is now a Taxachusetts corporation because, this might be hard to comprehend, government revenue funds schools, public transportation, and civilization that does not involve shuffle boards, gun ranges, and subsidies for sports stadiums.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 1 reply · +26 points

That picture, at least as pertains to the men, is a reminder that politics is show business for ugly people.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +29 points

I can't wait until she brings a big bag of Cheetos to the next SOTU because Sotomayor had some excellent bud.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 3 replies · +20 points

When the U.S. Marshal takes Judge Moore and probate judges into custody, maybe the concept of federal supremacy will sink in. As a federal judge explained to me when a state judge scheduled a trial the same time as a trial before him, "He may be able to throw you in jail, but I can order you out to come pick a jury here."

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 1 reply · +13 points

Congressman: leave wanking to the pros.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 3 replies · +15 points

Why doesn't Evolution News and Views just produce its own 13-part series and see if Discovery will buy it?

Part 1: Fossils. The Devil's tool.

Part 2. Carbon Dating Deception.

Part 3. Darwin--Demon or Devil?

zzzzz

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 3 replies · +31 points

The delicious double irony with frosting and a cherry is that if coverage is lost, it is in the reddest, wing-nuttiest states.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 0 replies · +11 points

Bill Kristol is already vetting her for higher office.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +8 points

Whatever happened to the Wing Nut meme that America is "leading from behind?" It only took 3 years to revise Wing Nut history from America the Weak led to turmoil to Hillary "The Desert Fox" Clinton led to turmoil.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 1 reply · +20 points

The Bill is alternatively known as the Defense of Marriage in States in Which I Have a Rat's Ass of a Chance.