I love it when The Hillz pulls out her magic lasso and makes everyone tell the truth.
Please, gods of irony, I don't often pray to you, but if ¡Jeb!'s name were to be the first one to appear in the big Ashley Madison data dump....
We are really fucked now.
...contrary to the will of the clear majority of Oklahoma voters...
And that's why you have a Constitution, asshole.
It sure makes donuts easier to get down swallow ingest.
At least you don't have to rush to get to the toilet when the timer rings.
...promptly deleted Mark’s comment and banned him from posting again, the way an adult does.
What a maroon. Who allows comments anymore?
Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.
It's the same open-mouth gasp that Richard "Smartypants" Perry is covering up with his hand in the last post.