CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
At least the deck chairs are nice and organized.
She also poured one out for her homies Oliver Wendell Holmes and Thurgood Marshall.
This is bad news for Skynet.
In college, we called punting throwing up while taking a dump.
To be fair, she's no Ross Douthat.
This is why county sheriffs are so prominently mentioned in the Constitution.
Fine, fine. But what have you done for us lately?
I particularly enjoyed Brian Williams' interview with Neil Armstrong from the lunar surface.