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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +4 points

I don't know, I think if you pitched the idea of mass murdering public school teachers to the GOP, they'd find a way to get behind it.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +5 points

I actually know someone who publishes articles helping people decide how many of the fines they will have to pay, and how. She refuses to sign up for health insurance, and she has six children.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 1 reply · +4 points

When the going gets really, tough and you can't afford a doctor, I guess there's always suicide.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +9 points

I want to have her babies.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 0 replies · +4 points

Thank you, this is actually going to make it easier for me to sleep tonight. Probably just tonight, but that's something.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +3 points

How many white people, you mean? Not many, I would guess.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 0 replies · +3 points

Jesus Christ, what an asshole.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +5 points

I will never forget that, watching Eric Cantor girlishly drawl his way through a horrified statement about THE LANGUAGE that Democrats were using in meetings. I just about pissed myself laughing.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +4 points

It's not like they take away the TSA's microscopes or anything.

(I'm sorry, you forced me to)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +7 points

I feel like Maureen is just a mean-girl version of Peggy. Her words are worth about as much, and she offers less in the way of pearl-clutching, but the same idea goes:

1. Have a thought or two.
2. Expand upon them in written format, paying no attention to the flow of logic or meaning.
3. ?