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191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +7 points

The Dicknado, coming on a theater near you, starring Dick Cheney.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +8 points

Pot's not here, man.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +2 points

Well, it's a business model. I hear that it's gonna be 'Uge in the 22nd Century.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +3 points

fucking SS Minnow without Ginger or Mary Ann
Which only leaves

Gilligan.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +2 points

That was when Kansas began it's long, sad descent into madness.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +6 points

High Times.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 1 reply · +6 points

Technically, Mary J Wanna is not
prosecuted in Tuliptown but here in Denver, legally awesome dude.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 0 replies · +5 points

Sideboob or GTFO!

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 4 replies · +35 points

It's sad that, even after all this time, the Albanians are still under the yoke of oppression and the state morality police.

191 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 0 replies · +9 points

But it's ok to look at Newsmaxxx and the foxes on Foxxx all day, right?