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187 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 1 reply · +8 points

Weren't coffee enemas invented at Guantánamo? You know, so you wouldn't feel sleepy after a heavy meal of "rectal feeding."

187 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 7 replies · +6 points

As for "gluten sensitivity," it is complete bullsh*t. You either have an allergy to gluten that will kill you, or not. There is no a little in between "ooh I'm sensitive."

187 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +12 points

Word Salad Fail. Brat forgot to rocksplain that we need tax cuts for the .01% to pay for this.

187 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +13 points

Prior to shaming his office, Farenthold was a computer guy who registered blowme.org, because of course he did.

187 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 1 reply · +10 points

The only guaranteed way Farenthold can weasel out of this is to prove that he is ghey.

In Texas.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snrfle* *gleek* *poit*

188 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Rep Just Sure Obam... · 0 replies · +6 points

Can I get that bitch slap in an XXXXL?

188 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh No, Zombie ACORN Co... · 1 reply · +15 points

$30 million? IOW, about HALF of what the Rethuglicans have spent investigating BENGHAZI!!1!!

188 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 1 reply · +12 points

Fortunately, Obamacare covers both leeching and cupping.

188 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 1 reply · +63 points

Dear Fundaloonies: Keep Off DeGrasse.

188 weeks ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Let's remove all current funding from the SNAP program, and replace it with funding from tax breaks for the extraction, agricultural, and financial lobbies, and we'll see who starves first.