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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +5 points

Speaking of abortions...It's too bad Sarah Palin was born nine years before Roe v. Wade and not nine months after it.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 1 reply · +38 points

Will this School of Rock teach kids to play "Beat on the Brat"?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 2 replies · +8 points


9 years ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 3 replies · +8 points

Is this what Rebecca's been up to?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sad Ted Cruz Wonders W... · 0 replies · +9 points

Two points:
1) The growing income inequality absolutely proves supply-side economics doesn't work (were it valid, income inequality would be self-correcting), so I am not sure how the Republicans plan on having an economic plan this cycle if they keep pointing it out instead of ignoring it (see 1980-2013).
2) Ted Cruz is about as likeable as a kick to the scrotum.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ted Nugent: Sarah Pali... · 0 replies · +8 points

In fairness, we've probably all said some pretty dumb shit thinking it'd get us laid.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 1 reply · +41 points

So, you expect people to believe the woman who all the way through 2008 still thought Iraq was responsible for 9/11, while speaking to an audience that still thinks Saddam Hussein had a nuclear weapons program (because Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld still deserve the benefit of the doubt), lecturing on foreign policy by conflating Syria and Iraq? And while charging her ideologically unmovable supporters $9.99 per month to lIsten?

No wonder conservatives think they're God's favorites: devine intervention might be the only rational explanation for something this ridiculous actually being a plausible money making endeavor.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 0 replies · +7 points

If I were from South Carolina, I'd be filling left out right about now.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Harvard Won't Let Prof... · 0 replies · +8 points

Waiting for mental gymnastics that will prove this makes liberals hypocrites because Bill Clinton nabbed an intern 20 years ago.