And when Tina dies of pertussis, her parents will blame it on chemtrails, naturally.
No. No. NO. All you conservative fuckfaces who've spent the last fifteen years larfing about "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" and demanding that your fatty potato strings be called "freedom fries"--you do NOT get to criticize the president for not going to France. You don't even get to say France. And I swear to god if I hear any of you ever--EVER--say "Je suis Charlie" I'm going to staple your fucking lips shut.
GOP luminaries have called for Agema's resignation with all the fervor of Willy Wonka ordering Mike Teavee away from his Wonkavision camera.
Even the most ardent white supremacist would have a hard time explaining exactly who or what McElroy is superior to.
Hell, I'm still clutching my shotgun behind the couch waiting for Y2K.
Bill Nye is the Sam Eagle of science.
"To Serve and Protect" may still apply, but cops seem to be confused about who is serving and protecting whom.
When millionaires can't bribe/lawyer their way out of federal charges, that's when you know the nation's upward redistribution of wealth has gotten pretty fucking serious.
Rumsfeld knows that there's intentional good and unintentional evil; and then there's intentional evil, which is the most delicious evil of all.
Who did Craig get to blow to land this job?