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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Insane Anti-Vaxxer Chi... · 0 replies · +52 points

And when Tina dies of pertussis, her parents will blame it on chemtrails, naturally.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama 'Petulant Child'... · 0 replies · +14 points

No. No. NO. All you conservative fuckfaces who've spent the last fifteen years larfing about "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" and demanding that your fatty potato strings be called "freedom fries"--you do NOT get to criticize the president for not going to France. You don't even get to say France. And I swear to god if I hear any of you ever--EVER--say "Je suis Charlie" I'm going to staple your fucking lips shut.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Michigan RNC Guy Posti... · 0 replies · +32 points

GOP luminaries have called for Agema's resignation with all the fervor of Willy Wonka ordering Mike Teavee away from his Wonkavision camera.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Darren Wilson's Star W... · 3 replies · +23 points

Even the most ardent white supremacist would have a hard time explaining exactly who or what McElroy is superior to.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +22 points

Hell, I'm still clutching my shotgun behind the couch waiting for Y2K.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill Nye Weeps For You... · 0 replies · +6 points

Bill Nye is the Sam Eagle of science.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Orange County Cops Put... · 2 replies · +22 points

"To Serve and Protect" may still apply, but cops seem to be confused about who is serving and protecting whom.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scummy West Virginia-P... · 0 replies · +21 points

When millionaires can't bribe/lawyer their way out of federal charges, that's when you know the nation's upward redistribution of wealth has gotten pretty fucking serious.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Rumsfeld Has No... · 0 replies · +17 points

Rumsfeld knows that there's intentional good and unintentional evil; and then there's intentional evil, which is the most delicious evil of all.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Idaho Republicans Tap ... · 1 reply · +24 points

Who did Craig get to blow to land this job?