SayItWithWookies
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312 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +4 points
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +8 points
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +18 points
Fuck a duck, voters -- remember the last fuckin' time we elected a dumbass because hell, it just might be fun, and how much damage could he possibly do? Good fuckin' gravy.
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 3 replies · +30 points
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 1 reply · +5 points
Why I'll bet right at this moment, aware that their efforts could make a certainty of their LORD's existence to the pooh-poohing masses, groups of creation scientists are figuring out how to find this proof. Creation ecologists are attempting to identify the habitat this beast would have lived in; creationists paleontologists are picking out sites most favorable to unicorn fossil preservation; creation physicists are offering their cyclotrons for examination of said evidence embedded in rock; creation equinologists are examining The Husbandry of Isaiah to see where, between God's creations eohippus on down to the modern thoroughbred, He intended to place the unicorn.
Wow, I'll bet looking for this proof of unicorns has creation science just abuzz -- I can't wait to see the papers, the museum exhibits, the Frontline expose about how modern science has just been a fraud lo these five centuries or so.
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +11 points
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +4 points
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +8 points
315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +1 points
316 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +7 points