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250 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +10 points

"it's exactly what would happen in a socialist society...the takers would take and the losers would lose..."

It's even better that this is exactly what happens, and has been happening, in our capitalist oligarchy. A-plus for including the projection and/or complete incomprehension of socialism that wingnuts invariably display.

250 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +32 points

"lashed to Chris Cristie and going down"

Worst. Porno. Ever.

250 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +11 points

"the instances in which there’s a clear splicing of clips, a clear effort by the Sarah Palin Channel’s editors to prevent a sentence from devolving into Palinese. There is an effort, and then there is a failing, and it is difficult to watch."

Unless, of course, you are familiar with the term "schadenfreude".

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year We Stil... · 0 replies · +2 points

Fiftieth guy in line: "Not much left to work with here, heh heh heh..."

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year We Stil... · 0 replies · +6 points

You know who ELSE was a mediocre painter?

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - World Net Daily's Funn... · 0 replies · +2 points

You win all the intertoobz!

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - World Net Daily's Funn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Then they try to figure out how to get cakes we like for dessert.

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - World Net Daily's Funn... · 1 reply · +4 points

Who even calls it "getting lucky" any more?

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - World Net Daily's Funn... · 0 replies · +6 points

Conservatism, by its nature, is also structurally unfunny.
When the little guy makes fun of the big guy, it's giving a well-deserved comeuppance to a worthy target.
When the big guy makes fun of the little guy, it's just bullying.

258 weeks ago @ Wonkette - British Nanny State In... · 2 replies · +21 points

They said England, not Scotland.