"it's exactly what would happen in a socialist society...the takers would take and the losers would lose..."
It's even better that this is exactly what happens, and has been happening, in our capitalist oligarchy. A-plus for including the projection and/or complete incomprehension of socialism that wingnuts invariably display.
"lashed to Chris Cristie and going down"
Worst. Porno. Ever.
"the instances in which there’s a clear splicing of clips, a clear effort by the Sarah Palin Channel’s editors to prevent a sentence from devolving into Palinese. There is an effort, and then there is a failing, and it is difficult to watch."
Unless, of course, you are familiar with the term "schadenfreude".
Fiftieth guy in line: "Not much left to work with here, heh heh heh..."
You know who ELSE was a mediocre painter?
You win all the intertoobz!
Then they try to figure out how to get cakes we like for dessert.
Who even calls it "getting lucky" any more?
Conservatism, by its nature, is also structurally unfunny.
When the little guy makes fun of the big guy, it's giving a well-deserved comeuppance to a worthy target.
When the big guy makes fun of the little guy, it's just bullying.
They said England, not Scotland.