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8 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 0 replies · +15 points

Corbin is a lesser cut of meat. Like the kind in a can that I feed to my dogs that even they won't eat.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 2 replies · +5 points

I guess the real question is....why does he hate America SO much?!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +25 points

Legislating can be difficult, like performing perfect pirouettes on a dressage horse, or finding good live in nannies who speak English very well, or snagging an exquisite cashmere sweater at Barney's in your hedge fund manager's exact size!


8 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Senate Committ... · 3 replies · +14 points

Fun story.... the Sheriff of my home town is a well known philanderer, perhaps best known for having his wife set a mountain of his possessions on fire on their front lawn while he was out trysting with a mistress named Pickles. No bullshit. And this asshole keeps getting elected. Glad to know he wields so much power over the feds.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Science Man Matt ... · 7 replies · +39 points

It's weird... I took "chemicals" for a full decade before meeting Mr. Wudi, and he's a 6'7", 300 pound soldier with a neck nearly as big as my waist. Had I chosen someone manlier, I'd be fucking dead from being split in half!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Todd Starnes Has Some ... · 1 reply · +31 points

What upsets me most about the film is that its biggest fans are simply nationalist twits who genuinely revel in the deaths of Muslims and anyone else who is "other." My husband is a soldier, and he is always the first to point out that good soldiers never actually enjoy killing anyone.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Judge Rules Same-Sex C... · 2 replies · +15 points

I wouldn't let me children play with those two-mommy twins, either. It's much harder to raise a new generation of closed-minded bigots if kids share the monkeybars with lesbo-babies.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Congressmoron Louie Go... · 2 replies · +19 points

I want to force Gohmert into a mandatory head ultrasound on that shiny ass cranium of his. We would likely find nothing to abort.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Big Gov... · 1 reply · +11 points

Rush's city is always bracing for a Cat 5 shitstorm. Coming from his mouth.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - People Who Think About... · 1 reply · +21 points

Do gay black people from Ohio know all the other people from Ohio, all the other blacks, all the other gays, or ALL THREE? Fuck, so much pressure.