He also promises to eat all of the sandwiches.
Well, if Boner Pillz and La Tortuga are on it, I'm sure everything will be just fine!
Gay sex scandal involving Jingleheimer Smith followed by even more demon talk within the year. Any takers?
Man, it would be like SOTU 24/7. All the winking, pointing, finger gunning (and maybe banging) you could want!
Hunka hunka burnin' love!
Made a fortune selling candy?
So if he wins it's Jagerbombs and roofies all around?
You'll have to wait for the geniuses at WaPo and NYT to do so. My money's riding on Friedman.
All those Asian men are pussies.