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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 7 replies · +23 points

Women have had the right to go topless in my town for several years now. The only woman who ever does so on a regular basis is the woman who fought for that right, my neighbor. Rest assured, it is not a treat to see a tall, skinny woman in her 60s going topless.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 1 reply · +5 points

Jonathon: "Dude, y'know what would be so hot? You, in a wet T-shirt video."
Congressman: "I don't know... how could we write that off?"
Jonathon: "Oh, I have an idea..." (winks suggestively)

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Justice Ruth Bader Gin... · 1 reply · +14 points

RBG FTW. Could there be a better role model for women, anywhere?

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Republ... · 1 reply · +16 points

That Rachel Maddow! She's so good on the T.V. - it's a shame her show is going to be cancelled.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Wannabe Missouri Gov L... · 0 replies · +8 points

And let's see if we can guess where she stands on gun rights.

Because more guns does not = more violence and death; more guns = more safety, right?

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock's Downton... · 0 replies · +28 points

Lobbyists, Carole is holding the next item up - it's a permit for a coal-powered energy plant! Now, the lobbyist who bids closest to the actual retail price without going over...

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock's Downton... · 1 reply · +18 points

"Door? What door? Oh, *that* door... it's the, uh,... it goes to the, uh, closet. No, Congressman Schock says you may not look in it."

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Obamacare Fails To Rui... · 1 reply · +10 points

Does Tucker Carlson's insurance include reconstructive surgery for when he gets punched in the face repeatedly?

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump: Trump Tr... · 4 replies · +21 points

“I’m not a farmer per se, although I’ve always liked the lifestyle.”

Seriously?!? I'm sure he thinks farming is like the TV show "Green Acres" - riding tractors in 3-piece suits while the Mrs. swans around the house in negligees and false eyelashes.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Boehner And McConnell ... · 0 replies · +25 points

Funny how they seem to know down to the dime how much Obama spends on vacations and Michelle's dresses, but don't really know if they've "hired tens of thousands of people".