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10 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 1 reply · +18 points

Huzzah! I got my final grades calculated and submitted. What a relief. 😅

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 4 replies · +3 points

This reminds me; the only time I’ve been under general anesthesia was years ago for varicose vein surgery. I came out of it just fine, but then began having weird dreams about domesticated animals turning on us. One of which was an adorable fuzzy white kitten that was somehow vaguely evil.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 0 replies · +10 points

My students are taking their finals today and everyone I encounter looks like a serial killer. It’s not them; it’s me. 😬

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 1 reply · +2 points

Could you talk him into willingly take something?

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 0 replies · +6 points

When you least expect it.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 5 replies · +23 points

There’s a legit monster under the bed.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 1 reply · +2 points

Doesn’t the rest of the country know that the Holy Family were refugees?

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 3 replies · +4 points

More churches need to do this.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 0 replies · +2 points

Does it have water rights and off-grid electricity?

Oh, you mean a different kind of getaway.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 5 replies · +6 points

Good for you. Co-sleeping is hard. When I tried to co-sleep with Peep he kept punching me. 😂