TurdHurtler

TurdHurtler

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13 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +12 points

I’m gonna watch Tremors with Pooh tonight.

Desert, monsters, Kevin Bacon! 👍

18 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Perfect 😂

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 10 replies · +4 points

Finally! But in what ways will he burn the house down before handing over the keys?

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 3 replies · +10 points

Yea. Christmas will be a bloodbath.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

Who wants to bet he’ll personally wring the turkey’s neck and pardon himself instead?

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

I highly recommend it. 👍

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 8 replies · +6 points

We’re the intelligent, conscientious types, so probably no one here.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Restful Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +4 points

Just rotate reality 90 degrees to the right.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Restful Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Restful Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +4 points

We will soon long for the days when only 2K people died.