Jenna_Maroney

Jenna_Maroney

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16 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Well It's the Weekend ... · 1 reply · +6 points

I need more butt, back
And faith support from this chair
And from shitty fate

16 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Well It's the Weekend ... · 2 replies · +8 points

A haiku from work:

I want to go home
And take off my bra, and pass
Out, eating pizza

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Well It's the Weekend ... · 2 replies · +5 points

Same here.

I watched a community board meeting my friend is participating in and people from the community said it well - taxpayers are funding the powers that are destroying and displacing them, and government is gobbling up the opportunity to do so.

For whose benefit?

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - And the Train Keeps Ro... · 0 replies · +4 points

The preschooler is an asshole b/c her mother and whoever makes that kid's clothes - all huge, huge dumb assholes.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Back on Track Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Take pics of Cynthia.

I kind of hate that she is running and am tired of celebrities in general.

BUT - and I realize this theory handed Trump the election - if our own Democrats (like Cuomo) are so awful...y'know?

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Back on Track Open Thread · 0 replies · +8 points

The ink is still cooling on his firing and there are still fingerprints on his lair desk button

Who that fuckin' fool think he foolin'?

Rat fucker, with his evil pencil dick face.

Him, Scott Walker, Rick Scott, Rick Santorum, David O. Shittydirector...they all suffer from rat fuck face

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Back on Track Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

Yeah yeah sound engineering, music, miracle of technology, blah blah.

I just have one question for you, sir

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....

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Where
is
this
steak

I would like to look at it

(Do you still put orange peel in your beef stew, using that recipe Rachel Ray and Paula Deen co-wrote?)

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Back on Track Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

I ran to a work event in cold monsoon weather and then got on the train, went to the Financial District, and was almost blown off my fucking feet.

...The facebook ads are scanning the characters of other sites click and my work/jobs emails....

I would love to know how this works, even if its immoral and irresponsible to have software that can collect personal data at that level

eta: obviously those two things are related to the apocalypse we are living in or that I personally I am negotiating.

Work-from-home people, you have no idea how lucky you are.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Back on Track Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

There are parts of every city that are build like that on purpose, I suspect - elevated parks, luxury neighborhoods that are like mini cities or toy villages unto themselves, unlike anywhere else, and the only signs of life are commercial buildings. E.g., artificial. _ It might not be like an alternative dimension but...South Street Seaport, the Hudson Yards - still mostly industrial (like the Meat Packing district was before it became trendy, I suppose), mixed in with hideous glass towers - and various places in Lower Manhattan, where government buildings loom over ancient Mom and Pops on streets so narrow and decayed only one person might be able to walk down. Brookfield Place, where Time Inc. is located too - an enclosed luxury supermall with Louis Vuitton, Dior, and luxury shops for as far as the eye can see....it feels like a global shopping center but nothing typical in America. (What can I say - maybe it was similar to that before...all of this was built after 9/11. And I don't think there was a supersupermall.)

Lower Manhattan/areas around Wall Street feel like an ugly steel and glass version of Emerald City or someplace in the future.

5 days ago @ Crasstalk - Ease Back Out Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

Eggs are fucking four dollars a dozen now at my chain grocery. FOUR DOLLARS

The dairy industry is like the mafia or some shet - or big pharma