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6 days ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 0 replies · +13 points

Hey luck duck, if there's anything we can help with in OKC please do let us know.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Sleepy Weekend Open Th... · 1 reply · +8 points

Did u open the weird medical question thread.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 3 replies · +5 points

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 7 replies · +5 points

I don't like the texture! Ridges! Why??? I don't understand it at all.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 9 replies · +6 points

Lala, I am lactose intolerant. That makes UTZ CHEESEBALLS my most coveted, my dearest, my literal forbidden food. You can mock me mercilessly but you cannot take this from me. Not even my body's inability to naturally produce lactase can do that.

Not today, not ever.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 16 replies · +13 points

Fuck you all!


3 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Countdown Open Thread · 1 reply · +11 points

Our pipes are full of STUFF and so we haven't been able to use the water in the house since Friday evening, which was also the day we returned from The Worst Christmas Ever, but the plumber and his friend have been digging in the backyard for hours (when they aren't taking a break to razz me, that is) and so we begin this evening with me babysitting cats in the bedroom while MilkMan supervises and we both would like to be able to ring in the new year by being able to flush the toilet again (and do laundry and dishes and take showers and stuff, too, but I know better than to set expectations too high).

3 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Make It A Weekend Open... · 0 replies · +16 points

Is this David Brooks cosplay?

4 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Winter is Here Open Th... · 2 replies · +7 points

Her daughter dated my friend in college. I knew she had money but I didn't realize her family had MONEY.