The Grand Inquisitor

The Grand Inquisitor

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4 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 1 reply · +6 points

The home depot lady thought it was because more people have a ton of poorly stored food in their house. But she admitted she had no idea. I blame the dog for being a lazy hunter.

6 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 5 replies · +7 points

So I have a fucking mouse in my house. Had to brave the home depot. There were like 6 other people shopping for mousetraps. Apparently they are self isolating too.

6 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 1 reply · +4 points

I miss McDonald's. Not even kidding.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 12 replies · +11 points

Well, I cleaned the aquarium. What do I do for the next 70 days?

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Aw shit. I should do this. I am only driving every 10 days or so.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 5 replies · +7 points

So in my area the best stocked and least crowded places are the ehlthnic groceries, but maybe not true in NYC. The rich grocery store people all have the money to out hoard me, but stores where people shop week to week have plenty of stuff.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I did my will yesterday, for real.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Keep Sliding Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

Has he accused anyone of being a pedophile yet?

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Keep Sliding Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

This is crushing.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - More of the Same Open ... · 6 replies · +22 points

Happy birthday, Mom!!!!