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cletar

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19 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Once Again Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

I feel bad for William Price-Hound.

22 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Once Again Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

Dick Dust would be a good name for a band.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Once Again Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

FEAR WILL KEEP THE SYSTEMS IN LINE!

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Get the cheap-ass $6.00 waterproof camera case at Walmart & put your eyeglass case in that.

Or, second the fedex box.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

Duct tape's only a dollar at the dollar store.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

There's no good answer to the Hogan's Heroes Conundrum.

5 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +9 points

I'm pretty goddamned sure that when the admiral in charge of the Pacific Command's phone went BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ and he looked down at the message, that he sent that message up the chain.

When did Dunce find out about the message, and when did he find out it was fake, and what did he do in the interim?

5 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +9 points

Don't forget Saturday: kept playing golf as erroneous message warning of imminent nuclear attack sent an entire state into a panic

5 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 4 replies · +14 points

So, what did President Shithole do during those 38 minutes between the YOUR ARE ALL GOING TO DIE text and the OOPS MY BAD CARRY ON text?

was he

a) not informed, & just kept playing golf

b) informed, but didn't give a shit, & just kept playing golf

b) informed of the message, told it was erroneous, & just kept playing golf

All of these are pretty terrible options.

6 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

Don't think that line exists. Republicans would turn on a dime & say "SEE! Democrats are the REAL homophobes!"