Spiggy

Spiggy

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337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Open Thread · 3 replies · +16 points

Sunday dronk.

I am aweeeeeesooooommmmeeree.

P.s I luh you

337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Open Thread · 2 replies · +3 points

Oh. Well. I haven't looked at the ingredients list. Damn it.

I take it all back. Put it on NOTHING.

337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

I mixed with Brits a while back, and purchased brown sauce but then forgot about it. I rediscovered it today.

337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Open Thread · 15 replies · +6 points



Put it on everything.

337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Open Thread · 2 replies · +13 points

I went to a party as the Tooth Fairy last night. On top of the typical fairy outfit I had a wand with a tooth on the end and a pair of bent nose pliers. I got some pretty visceral reactions to the pliers.

The boyfriend went as Sexy Santa. The suspenders we bought were really short, so it pulled his boxers up really high, and now basically all of our friends know exactly how large his penis is. Good times.

337 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

I had a dream last night that all of Crass was hanging out and Michael Fassbender showed up and he touched my ass and I ran around screaming "OH SHIT YOU GUYS MICHAEL FASSBENDER IS HERE AND HE TOUCHED MY AAAAASSSSS!!!!"

338 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 5 replies · +5 points

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Every time I see this commercial I have to look away from the part where he tries to kiss his date again.

Who goes in like that? Tongue first? Eeuuugghhhh.

338 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 4 replies · +10 points

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338 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm going to guess it's either a) my bra needs are so uncomplicated I can just trot into Target and purchase whatever they happen to have that day or b) my bra buying is really dull and unsophisticated.

I'm just a simple hippie girl, BG! Free love! Good pot! No shaving! PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEEE

338 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 3 replies · +5 points

I don't know about the first one. I buy my bras at Target and just get whatever feels and looks good. I usually purchase the same bra in nude, black, white, and then something neutral but pretty like pale blue. I replace them maybe once every year. It depends on how they hold up, really.