Whoa Hop

Whoa Hop

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20 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 0 replies · +2 points

Wordle 1,786 6/6

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20 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 1 reply · +3 points

I see what you did there and it's magnificent!

But seriously, this news made me feel old like nothing else. I remember discovering it, buying the books, reveling in all the exquisitely bad prose, and thinking we're not lost as long as we value literacy. But that was a long time ago.

This was one of my all time favorite entries: 1. "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"

20 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 1 reply · +6 points

We just returned home from Mother's Day with my MiL and I'm on my second Blue Moon. Going for a third and fourth now. How does one tiny little old lady wreak so much mental havoc in a day?!?

20 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 0 replies · +4 points

There need to be regional versions of all these word puzzles. Because a bubbler is a bubbler, not a fountain!

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 4 replies · +4 points

I didn't know this contest ended! https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 0 replies · +4 points

I thought they bought their flowers from an Israeli concern..

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 2 replies · +5 points

I'm not laying any responsibility on her because I don't know what she knew when. But I imagine she knows by now that he's leaving a wife and children behind, and if she does know, she needs to think real hard about the possibility of the same thing happening to her in the future.
CLEARLY, HDF needs to get more details.
I'm also going to suggest that this couple had been a couple since they were teenagers and they may have simply grown apart as they matured.

Maybe HDF should move from 1990s rom-com to 2000s sit-com and end up moving in with the newly divorced wife and her kids. He can live in the basement and drive BFF nuts with his stories of non marital domestic bliss.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 0 replies · +4 points

YES. Fuck that noise.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Time for the Weekend O... · 0 replies · +7 points

Works for me. Every morning I wake up and remember I can't say out loud the things I want to say because *does Vanna wave at world* and I remind myself the goal right now is surviving another fucking day.