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1 hour ago @ Crasstalk - Launch Into It Open Th... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'm about to have dinner and kiki with the brand new ex girlfriend of a friend of mine who acted the ass to both of us several weeks ago when they were here. GF asked for my number because she had a question to ask and it was more like a deluge. I was diplomatic and vague but less than a week later she told me she'd broken up with her and is coming back to LA to tend to her folks and wanted to meet me for a therapy session, the kind that starts with "Am I crazy for seeing what looks like batshit crazy?" I'm gonna miss Pose for this but it seems like an even trade.
I'm going in to this knowing there's always a chance she'll decide to get back together with her. DRAMA.

1 hour ago @ Crasstalk - Launch Into It Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

It could only be more perfect if they convinced Aunt Becky to star in it, with Felicity making a cameo.

1 hour ago @ Crasstalk - Launch Into It Open Th... · 2 replies · +2 points

SOMEONE GET THE POPCORN READY. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/colle...

1 hour ago @ Crasstalk - Launch Into It Open Th... · 0 replies · +4 points

Watching this movie. It's melodramatic and cheesy, but right now it looks like a primer for life in the US right now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Na...

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Launch Into It Open Th... · 0 replies · +10 points

Nah, he'll head straight to the Cabinet. Or maybe land an ambassadorship because who need diplomacy skills?

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Alles Paletti Open Thread · 1 reply · +3 points

It’s weird given that all the women in my age group had to take home ec in middle school.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Alles Paletti Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Grifters gotta grift.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Alles Paletti Open Thread · 3 replies · +5 points

Our schedules were such that I suggested she leave it in a bag by her side door and I'd pick it up. While I was out doing errands (with her place being my last stop) she texted me and asked if she could drop some other stuff in the bag and that she'd take me to Wendy's as a thank you. SRSLY?

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Alles Paletti Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

My girl is THICC and is wearing a swimsuit top that's she's probably had since fifty pounds ago. When she asked me to repair the clasp I said sure because that's an easy fix. She needs one of the clasps on the shoulder strap repaired because it broke, but when I picked up the top I noticed the back clasp was screaming for mercy.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Alles Paletti Open Thread · 6 replies · +7 points

That moment when you agree to fix a friend's swimsuit because the clasp broke and when you get the garment you realize she's been stuffing ten pounds of produce into a five pound bag. And then there's the four other garments including a shoe she stuffed into the bag in hopes that you'd repair those as well.
She's offered to buy me a hamburger for my troubles. JFC.

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