elviouslyqueer

elviouslyqueer

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251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 2 replies · +7 points

What he really meant to say was "Butt God will not be mocked."

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 5 replies · +18 points

Bless her heart, but Andrea Tantaros' mouth looks like it was tailor-made for sucking multiple very large cocks at one time.

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 0 replies · +13 points

Alternate picture caption: My pearls! WHERE ARE MY PEARLS?

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +33 points

Obama can bury the hatchet


Presumably well inside Maureen's cranium.*

*With votes, obvs.

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 1 reply · +19 points

That face... so puntchable.

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 2 replies · +16 points

Didn't these fucking Pollyannas give a monumental *tsk tsk* to Democrats about their SHOCKING lack of civility not so long ago? Where are all your pearl-clutchers now, nutbags?

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 1 reply · +15 points

Fuck to the goddamn hell YES.

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Just Count All T... · 1 reply · +7 points

*points to the right* And Ted Cruz looks like he's in dire need of a long, cleansing shit.

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Climate Scientists Do ... · 1 reply · +18 points

Fox News has presented a misleading story


There. Fixed, for brevity.

251 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Just Count All T... · 0 replies · +10 points

Just to be clear, Tennessee legislators, "Jesus fucking Christ" does not constitute an endorsement of y'all's (latest) stupid idea.