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12 years ago @ Wonkette - UPDATE: Mitt Romney On... · 1 reply · +3 points

I can hold my breath a long, looooooonnggg time!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - VIDEO: Idiot Michele B... · 1 reply · +6 points

I find that white people have a piquant, tangy flavor absent in other humans, particularly when roasted.


12 years ago @ Wonkette - Meet Anthony Weiner's ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I saw him at the Limelight in New York City, one time back in the 90's. He was making out with a boy that looked exactly like him.

I still haven't quite recovered from all the hawt.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Eric Cantor Will Just ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Fuck it, let's just have a bake sale. Grandma can embroider tea towels and sell those.

Get creative, people! The government is for bailing out banks ONLY!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Dim Beefcake Joe the P... · 1 reply · +3 points

Maybe even elevens and elevens!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Dim Beefcake Joe the P... · 0 replies · +9 points

I would have replied earlier but I just now finished laughing at the idea.

In a word, no.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Dim Beefcake Joe the P... · 5 replies · +29 points

Soon they will cut to the chase and just plain nominate a brain-damaged parakeet.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Makes Forb... · 7 replies · +2 points

Hey, didn't mean to defend racism...but let's face it, race was a lever a lot of politicians pulled on back then. Unforgivable, destructive to generations, and an indelible mark on this man's career, yes, but unfortunately common, particularly as a strategy on the Right in the sixties and seventies.

I think my point was that the midpoint has now skewed so far to the Right that the current Barry, vanguard of liberalism in the United States, holds several positions just to the right of the father of movement conservatism from the same country.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Would Als... · 0 replies · +3 points

"Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!"

And it was Gandalf that dealt with them, DUH.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Another Lesson on Gays... · 0 replies · +25 points

I choose both booze and cawk! Everybody wins!!!!!