Zombie Reagan still has the Tea Party vote locked in.
Boobs. Butt. Misplaced words. That Meghan McCain is the whole package.
I'm just grateful the 'newtexplore' link went to Tiffany's, and not his proctologist's website..
If Huckabee was a real patriot he'd jump in to provide a humpin' bass line.
To be fair they do turn to the Bible in these sort of cases:
Priest: "Altar boy, pick that Bible up off the floor."
Altar boy: "Yes Father ... what the ... OOWWW!"
If they're both in the next debate Newt Gingrich's opening comments will be:
"I'm here to clean the pool."
Joe: "Where's the dial on this thing! These phones have got no freaking DIALS!!"
Finally. Whacking off to Ron Jr was giving them handcramps.
The rain goes in, the soil goes out. Who can explain it?
Wow. Heaven is just like waking up with a hangover.
Sweet Jeebus close the curtains, my eyes!