Badrabbit

Badrabbit

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385 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Giuliani Beating Romne... · 0 replies · +16 points

Zombie Reagan still has the Tea Party vote locked in.

385 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meghan McCain Plans To... · 0 replies · +6 points

Boobs. Butt. Misplaced words. That Meghan McCain is the whole package.

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Does Newt's Campaign W... · 0 replies · +23 points

I'm just grateful the 'newtexplore' link went to Tiffany's, and not his proctologist's website..

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Right Wing Website Fan... · 1 reply · +13 points

If Huckabee was a real patriot he'd jump in to provide a humpin' bass line.

bomm-chicka-bomm-chicka-bowmmp!

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pope's Pedophilia Advi... · 0 replies · +24 points

To be fair they do turn to the Bible in these sort of cases:

Priest: "Altar boy, pick that Bible up off the floor."

Altar boy: "Yes Father ... what the ... OOWWW!"

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Right Wing Website Fan... · 6 replies · +36 points

If they're both in the next debate Newt Gingrich's opening comments will be:

"I'm here to clean the pool."

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Joe Biden Stuck At Whi... · 0 replies · +11 points

Joe: "Where's the dial on this thing! These phones have got no freaking DIALS!!"

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Reagan Daughter Patti ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Finally. Whacking off to Ron Jr was giving them handcramps.

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Did Sarah Palin Buy a ... · 0 replies · +17 points

The rain goes in, the soil goes out. Who can explain it?

386 weeks ago @ Wonkette - If You're Reading This... · 1 reply · +16 points

Wow. Heaven is just like waking up with a hangover.

Sweet Jeebus close the curtains, my eyes!