PsycWench

PsycWench

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 5 replies · +48 points

I myself am in the red, fuck-wise, having given fucks that I did not actually have and am now in fuck debt.
This is awkward, as I am sure that telling my friends that "I need a fuck" will not be received in the spirit in which it would be intended.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 2 replies · +5 points

Well, it should. Otherwise "Right to Rise" is just another PAC name.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hey, if she was in Texas practicing law, she might have been able to sleep through the trial .http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2002-01-03/news/0201030264_1_burdine-case-calvin-j-burdine-supreme-court

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 0 replies · +11 points

True story from last year: Student gets pretty trashed with a group of friends. They walk to her room with her. One of them comes back later and has sex with her, even though she is considerably past the point of giving consent. She ends up charging him and his argument is that he didn't rape her, that it was consensual. (he was banned from campus until she graduated. She was a basket case for a few months).
The moral of this: Your pointer works very well IF the man has looked up the definition of rape beforehand.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 3 replies · +52 points

I've known a few men who avoided being accused of rape by not raping anyone.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 6 replies · +37 points

Oh, come one, EVERYONE knows that "Ballroom Dance Taught By A Lesbian Drill Instructor" is totally an elective.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 1 reply · +12 points

Heck, this criticism is leveled from the biologists in the other floor of our building.

This is very well and good, but I could go all day without the phrase "love child of Ayn Rand and Jerry Falwell". I may have to drink heavily now.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 2 replies · +6 points

I am already drafting my "I am offended by Merry Christmas..." letters that I will send to all retail and fast-food establishments. Trying to decide whether to spell our Christmas or just use Xmas.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 1 reply · +30 points

This word "censorship" does not mean what you think it means.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +13 points

I wish I had that much style. People occasionally ask me what I think of vaccinations, do they cause autism, and I tell them "My kids are fully vaccinated. Next question?"