nounverb911

nounverb911

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219 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Fickle Finger of Firew... · 0 replies · +3 points

Never!

219 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Chevrolets in Tokyo · 0 replies · +2 points

Aside from the fact that they a re too big to fit on most Tokyo streets, the Japanese prefer to not waste their money on crap cars.

219 weeks ago @ Wonkville - You Can't Fly United · 0 replies · +2 points

I've always referred to them as 'Untimed Airlines'. I flew them weekly from SFO to LAX and back for two years and not once were they on time.

219 weeks ago @ Wonkville - LOL · 0 replies · +8 points

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OOPS!
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227 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +5 points

Does this work on Duggars too, also?

227 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Post · 1 reply · +5 points

When does Georgie win the Darwin award?

238 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Post · 0 replies · +6 points

The body public has a way of shutting this whole thing down.

239 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +22 points

Sarah, Todd just called, he wants to know where his sammich is.

240 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 2 replies · +8 points

Chris Christie is so fat....

240 weeks ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 1 reply · +14 points

I saw a teaser on the Today Show this morning about yoga pants, did they cover it too, also?

PS. Yoga pants are one of the main reasons my health club is always crowded.