Lucidamente1

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276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 3 replies · +20 points

I hate it that when I'm sick my doctor never gives me treatment options based on humoral theory.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +4 points

So, no sex for Shypixel until babby graduates college?

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 1 reply · +31 points

"Stop me before I frivolously litigate again!"

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 0 replies · +17 points

Coal Miner's Derp.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +16 points

Don't you mean *cancels plane reservations*?

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 4 replies · +27 points

Was it not Daniel Webster who said "the mark of the great legislator is the ability to hold his breath until he turns blue in the face?"

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Continues To R... · 0 replies · +8 points

Probate judges. Uh, huh-huh, you said "probe."

277 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Politico Wins The Morn... · 0 replies · +15 points

During the height of the Iraq Clusterfuck, Jon Stewart had Seymour Hersh as a guest. When Stewart asked him "so who is the Henry Kissinger in the Bush administration," Hersh answered "if only it had a Henry Kissinger!"

277 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Party Comes... · 1 reply · +56 points

"When I was a kid, we all got smallpox. No big deal. You just sat in a dark room and prayed you wouldn't die or be horribly disfigured. If you did, it meant you didn't pray hard enough."

277 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Smacked... · 2 replies · +25 points

If he wants to bang Jenny McCarthy, he should just say so.