Lucidamente1

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 3 replies · +20 points

I hate it that when I'm sick my doctor never gives me treatment options based on humoral theory.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +4 points

So, no sex for Shypixel until babby graduates college?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 1 reply · +31 points

"Stop me before I frivolously litigate again!"

10 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 0 replies · +17 points

Coal Miner's Derp.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +16 points

Don't you mean *cancels plane reservations*?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 4 replies · +27 points

Was it not Daniel Webster who said "the mark of the great legislator is the ability to hold his breath until he turns blue in the face?"

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Continues To R... · 0 replies · +8 points

Probate judges. Uh, huh-huh, you said "probe."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Politico Wins The Morn... · 0 replies · +15 points

During the height of the Iraq Clusterfuck, Jon Stewart had Seymour Hersh as a guest. When Stewart asked him "so who is the Henry Kissinger in the Bush administration," Hersh answered "if only it had a Henry Kissinger!"

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Party Comes... · 1 reply · +56 points

"When I was a kid, we all got smallpox. No big deal. You just sat in a dark room and prayed you wouldn't die or be horribly disfigured. If you did, it meant you didn't pray hard enough."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Smacked... · 2 replies · +25 points

If he wants to bang Jenny McCarthy, he should just say so.