Lucidamente1

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 3 replies · +20 points

I hate it that when I'm sick my doctor never gives me treatment options based on humoral theory.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +4 points

So, no sex for Shypixel until babby graduates college?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 1 reply · +31 points

"Stop me before I frivolously litigate again!"

7 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 0 replies · +17 points

Coal Miner's Derp.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +16 points

Don't you mean *cancels plane reservations*?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 4 replies · +27 points

Was it not Daniel Webster who said "the mark of the great legislator is the ability to hold his breath until he turns blue in the face?"

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Continues To R... · 0 replies · +8 points

Probate judges. Uh, huh-huh, you said "probe."

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Politico Wins The Morn... · 0 replies · +15 points

During the height of the Iraq Clusterfuck, Jon Stewart had Seymour Hersh as a guest. When Stewart asked him "so who is the Henry Kissinger in the Bush administration," Hersh answered "if only it had a Henry Kissinger!"

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Party Comes... · 1 reply · +56 points

"When I was a kid, we all got smallpox. No big deal. You just sat in a dark room and prayed you wouldn't die or be horribly disfigured. If you did, it meant you didn't pray hard enough."

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Smacked... · 2 replies · +25 points

If he wants to bang Jenny McCarthy, he should just say so.