I hate it that when I'm sick my doctor never gives me treatment options based on humoral theory.
So, no sex for Shypixel until babby graduates college?
"Stop me before I frivolously litigate again!"
Don't you mean *cancels plane reservations*?
Was it not Daniel Webster who said "the mark of the great legislator is the ability to hold his breath until he turns blue in the face?"
Probate judges. Uh, huh-huh, you said "probe."
During the height of the Iraq Clusterfuck, Jon Stewart had Seymour Hersh as a guest. When Stewart asked him "so who is the Henry Kissinger in the Bush administration," Hersh answered "if only it had a Henry Kissinger!"
"When I was a kid, we all got smallpox. No big deal. You just sat in a dark room and prayed you wouldn't die or be horribly disfigured. If you did, it meant you didn't pray hard enough."
If he wants to bang Jenny McCarthy, he should just say so.