YouBetcha

YouBetcha

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287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING: George Bush ... · 3 replies · +28 points

I'm pretty sure there's a typo in this article. It's supposed to say "Obama" instead of Bush, because the Iraq war was his fault.

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 0 replies · +9 points

It's not enough to punish these sluts with babies, The AIDS, and chlamydia. They have to also get cancer.

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 0 replies · +12 points

Can't we just let Texas and Florida fight it out to the death?

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida Tries To Ban T... · 5 replies · +29 points

Would it be inappropriate for me to sext the Florida legislators now?

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Science Man Matt ... · 0 replies · +10 points

I too was on the Slut Pills when I met my husband, and let's just say that he wouldn't have been eligible for membership in any boy bands.

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Science Man Matt ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Oh. Cary Grant. Salt and pepper Cary Grant circa North by Northwest. I would hit that. I would hit that so good.

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Blaming Immigrants... · 0 replies · +17 points

Next on their agenda: Childhood Leukemia, or just a nutritional deficiency?

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Blaming Immigrants... · 2 replies · +32 points

We all know you're talking about MEXICANS, filthy GOP, so don't lie and use pretty words like "illegal" or "undocumented". Just say "MEXICAN". Mexicans. You know, those people who have over a 99% vaccination rate.

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Science: Democrat Wome... · 0 replies · +6 points

Oooh burn.

Literally, it burned.

287 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Science Man Matt ... · 1 reply · +51 points

This piece of shit. Shut the fuck up. You have absolutely no idea how the science works, much less what science is. Hormonal birth control has been in use for decades, and the benefits far far outweigh its minor risks. You just shut your mouth and go make me a sandwich, Matt. Too much talking not enough sandwich assembling.