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Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:32:13 +0000

What he really meant to say was "Butt God will not be mocked."

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:37:44 +0000

Bless her heart, but Andrea Tantaros' mouth looks like it was tailor-made for sucking multiple very large cocks at one time.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:59:09 +0000

Alternate picture caption: My pearls! WHERE ARE MY PEARLS?

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 22:09:23 +0000

Obama can bury the hatchet

Presumably well inside Maureen's cranium.* *With votes, obvs.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Way Too Smart To Answer Whether Evolution Is A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:39:56 +0000

That face... so puntchable.

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:11:12 +0000

Didn't these fucking Pollyannas give a monumental *tsk tsk* to Democrats about their SHOCKING lack of civility not so long ago? Where are all your pearl-clutchers now, nutbags?

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:55:57 +0000

Fuck to the goddamn hell YES.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:12:20 +0000

*points to the right* And Ted Cruz looks like he's in dire need of a long, cleansing shit.

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:51:24 +0000

Fox News has presented a misleading story

There. Fixed, for brevity.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:40:43 +0000

Just to be clear, Tennessee legislators, "Jesus fucking Christ" does not constitute an endorsement of y'all's (latest) stupid idea.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:38:02 +0000

He's not there anymore, bless his heart. Mind you, his boyfriend isn't much better.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:36:22 +0000

AOT,K.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:35:25 +0000

Seeing that this is Tennessee, that would be the "900 wives, a couple of concubines, and a very worried-looking donkey" part.

Wonkette : Arizona Senate Committee Votes To Make Federal Government Optional

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:00:31 +0000

Something something dry stupid something something something.

Wonkette : Arizona Senate Committee Votes To Make Federal Government Optional

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:00:03 +0000

Kingman and Barstow and San Bernadino, also too.

Wonkette : Elizabeth Warren Asks Questions About Vaccines, Gets Shocking Answers

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:58:43 +0000

The only thing that would've made that exchange more perfect is if Warren had turned to her colleagues, said "Ya heard, motherfuckers," dropped the mic, and walked out.

Wonkette : Alabama Continues To Reel From Tyrannical Federal Gay Marriage Over-Reach-Around

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:50:07 +0000

"Extravagantly Fruity Homosexual Friends of Roy Moore" is the name of my Gloria Gaynor tribute band, darling.

Wonkette : Alabama Continues To Reel From Tyrannical Federal Gay Marriage Over-Reach-Around

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:48:09 +0000

Oh honey, Alabama can power bottom for Mississippi any damn time it wants. *Loves you back and kisses your ass, also too, for luck*

Wonkette : Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:32:36 +0000

You know this is going to give Fox News a great big confuse.

Wonkette : Alabama Continues To Reel From Tyrannical Federal Gay Marriage Over-Reach-Around

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:04:05 +0000

Dear "Justice" Moore: Enjoy eternal unemployment and your everlasting place in history as the epitome of reactionary bigoted motherfuckery. No love, at all, ever. EQ