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302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your 2014 Legislative ... · 0 replies · +5 points

The school teams were known as the Pekin Chinks from the 1930s until 1980 when the school administration changed the nickname to the Dragons.[14] The team mascots were a male and female student dressed as Chinese persons wearing stereotypical Chinese attire. The mascots would strike a gong whenever the team scored. An earlier attempt was made by a visit of Chinese American groups to change the name from Chinks during the 1974–1975 school year; this was voted down by the student body. The event received national attention.

I went to a school event there in the late 1990s. The current students still had "Chink pride". Ugh.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your 2014 Legislative ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Backpfeifengesicht: my favorite German word.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your 2014 Legislative ... · 0 replies · +7 points

These kinds of “arguments” — if you want to call them that, and we don’t — play well in Peoria, but they’ve won Cruz no friends in Washington.

Oy. I live in Peoria (well near Peoria in BFE) and I think the only apt response to Ted Cruz's rhetoric is to create an pterodactyl and train it to bite off his tiny genitals. Fuck that guy. Figuratively.

304 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jeb Bush May Bless Us ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Her name is Jarbara Bush Jr.

392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Is Very Confu... · 1 reply · +7 points

There is nothing beautiful about Jay. He looks even more like a turtle-human sexytimes abomination than Senator McConnell. Beyonce, on the other hand, smoking hot.

392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - RNC Chair Reince Prieb... · 0 replies · +12 points

This comment made my day.

392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - RNC Chair Reince Prieb... · 1 reply · +18 points

Does Godfather's offer bag-of-dicks as a topping? If so, I would have it delivered to Rancid Pubis' office every day except his birthday.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - My Jimmies Remain Rust... · 1 reply · +7 points

Pre-pubescent girls like boys that look like girls; post-pubescent girls like boys that aren't demonstrably gay.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - My Jimmies Remain Rust... · 0 replies · +11 points

My Jr. High Sex Ed. teacher was a flagrant over-sharer. To this day, I have never had a urinary tract infection because she taught us to always pee right after sex. She also told us how great sex was, but to make sure the guy always washed after anything anal before anything vaginal. She was, in a word, awesome, but I felt sorry for her granddaughter that was in our grade.

394 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Announcing Wonket's Te... · 0 replies · +4 points

I was cyber-bullied in 1998, when cyberbullying meant my asshole ex-boyfriend printing off an aol chat session wherein he and his friends made fun of me and passing it around at school the next day. I can't even imagine what kids have to deal with now. At least then, some of the meaner teenage sociopaths never bothered to log on because they didn't have the patience for dial-up.