TheEmbiggening

TheEmbiggening

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1 hour ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 1 reply · +1 points

It was cut for hips that are big side to side but not front to back, and only fit a specific waist-to-hip ratio: as I am long waisted, I was stuck with two very noticeable bumps of fabric sticking out from my sides way above my hipbones, and an uncomfortable feeling of overstretch in the back when I attempted walking.

9 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 3 replies · +1 points

Be advised that dress is actually a cut out silhouette, not a straight jersey t shirt dress. I disbelieved the reviews and had to return; I share this with you so you may not have to. It seemed only appropriate for a body with very specific measurements that seem unhuman, as if an alien made this dress without ever having seen a human body in motion.

10 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 1 reply · +2 points

No towels from them, but we tried some from Coyuchi because I wanted to get on their recycle program (buy towels, use them, return them to Coyuchi to be recycled, they send you new towels) and I like those, except for the expense, and now with The Rona, no recycle program.

11 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 1 reply · +7 points

I prefer the new-ish Pete Davidson special on NF, wherein he tells the story of how, during SNL, while Louis CK was guesting, he was backstage with the cast shooting the shit, and when Pete walked past he made fun of Pete for smoking weed, and then went and told Lorne, and Pete felt kinda bad about that for a while until, as he puts it, "one glorious morning". Pete may lean into his underfed meth orphan look, but at least I don't have to imagine him doing what Louis CK did.

11 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 2 replies · +6 points

Have you discovered the joy of Areas in your own home? A corner can be a world! Pick a book from the bookcase and sit down to read it right there. Super clean the bathroom and then go in there with spin lights and a mini disco ball and have a light party. Or light one candle and tell or read ghost stories. What's under the bed? How about you, with some earbuds and sunglasses and deep thoughts! Anyone in the closet? No cowering, but fun cocktails! Go out on the porch or into the garage to pitch some pennies and bottlecaps, then run inside and play naked hide and seek. It's a world of fun!

11 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 8 replies · +3 points

I got one black, but when I can afford to I'm going to get another black and a light blue. The shelf brar runs small, but the feel is loose and comfy and swingy and I love the pockets.

13 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 10 replies · +3 points

Nice orangey-pink vibe. I am wearing my new comfy dress from the company that doesn't make my plain drawstring pants anymore. It's a fun dress, but golly I'm gonna miss those pants. Also, their underwear changed and is now all out of size and granny-pantied, so fuck them!

13 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 0 replies · +2 points

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13 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 1 reply · +3 points

Most excellent!

Just a couple of "o"s over here, with an occasional pop over to little g's house.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Just Say It's A ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Our coworker took a hairy poop that did not fully fall out and then zoomed around our blocking legs, centrifugal force causing the hanging poop to slap against our legs and dislodge, leaving smears acrost our legs, the floor, and the wall. The nerve!