TheEmbiggening

TheEmbiggening

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2 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

The hotness of Kelly Slater is a strong selling point, IMHO. Does he offer rides as well?

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

The height of artistic irresponsibility, but some guys wanted to mythologize another guy, fuck the zeitgeist, right? I've seen several scripts recently focusing on the "troubled" part of "troubled school shooters", FFS, These People.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Fine gentleman enjoys the company of same. Looking forward to the pic of you and him in matching bowties.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Those eyes say
"I like this thing, and you do understand that it's the size, and the thingies on the sides, and the squeak but not just the squeak, it's the size, and the thingies on the sides, and the dip, the dip, the dip in the middle, so I can grab one and end and you can grab the other, can you grab the other end, can you grab it, can you grab this thing I like?"

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +4 points

To Meatball and everybody stuck in a moment of angst: Awwww, they'll be right baaaaack.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

That's inhuman at any age, it's like a poorly molded shex doll, or a mannequin.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

I'll put poems in
the reply for Lala's eyes:
beef eyes filled with Bean.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +4 points

Harvest Moon - The Mockingbird Sings In The Night
by Mary Oliver

No sky could hold
so much light -
and here comes the brimming,
the flooding and streaming
out of the clouds
and into the leaves,
glazing the creeks,
the smallest ditches!
And so many stars!
The sky seems stretched
like an old black cloth;
behind it, all
the celestial fire
we ever dreamed of!
And the moon steps lower,
quietly changing
her luminous masks, brushing
everything as she passes
with her slow hands
and soft lips -
clusters of dark grapes,
apples swinging like lost planets,
melons cool and heavy as bodies -
and the mockingbird wakes
in his hidden castle;
out of the silver tangle
of thorns and leaves
he flutters and tumbles,
spilling long
ribbons of music
over forest and river,
copse and cloud -
all heaven and all earth -
wherever the white moon
fancies her small wild prince -
field after field after field.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Comfy Weekend Open Thread · 2 replies · +5 points

Re: Demi's new cover: The pshop on those "bewbs" is the most offensive, to Women AND bewbs AND gravity AND the space time continuum.