TheEmbiggening

TheEmbiggening

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2 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Don't Wanna Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

Check any kid out with reptiles before you adopt one, because there is a "cool" factor to them, but up close and in carefully-maintained person they sometimes lose the cool for the kids as they realize that most reptiles are delicate and not cuddly, plus some consider terrariums less visually stimulating than aquariums. Also, reptile vets.

4 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Don't Wanna Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

But that's why you wear the yoga pants, so anybody looking for trouble can see the outline of your self-defense - can't nobody see my CCW in cargo shorts!

10 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Don't Wanna Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Happy Birthday Blackball! May your options never expire and may you swim in tendies!

15 hours ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Better to err on the side of caution methinks, but of course I'm biased, as your child will be. And thanks for that sweet hope Tac - Daddy turns 81 this year and has seen neither hide nor hair, so things are looking good!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

The collective We only had rudimentary genetic guessing back in the early seventies when my parents married and decided on what to do about kids. Daddy was a doctor, and he and my mother made an educated guess that led to me typing this comment.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

This, sooooo much this.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

I sentence you to yard time, with multiple toys!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 4 replies · +5 points

I'm adopted because of it, and my own Daddy has watched his shit carefully his whole life, waiting for it to appear in him as it did in his sister, but it hasn't yet.

Come onnnnn, better treatments!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

Watching the January 6th investigation, and it matters not which format is used, the Greedy Fuckers will still sit there and lie to the faces of The People, because they only believe in protecting some of The People, those racist, sexist, shitters!

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - I'm Tired Open Thread · 4 replies · +7 points

We have snow on the ground here on top of the mountain in Austin, and it doesn't look to be stopping anytime soon. Wintry wonderland! Neighbors are slipping around with their big fluffy dogs, carrying their sweater-wearing small dogs, and big dumb pick up trucks are trying to drive and failing fishtailing-ly. Snow day!