TheEmbiggening

TheEmbiggening

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11 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +4 points

Sometimes you get shit on your plate and you have to eat around it, like how I am cheering for every Tarheel except a certain sexual assaulter who remains on the basketball team for some unknown reason. GO HEELS! Except for him.

18 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +7 points

The toasted coconut did not last the night. Oh well! Lessoned learned, toast no coconut until it's time, lest you will have delicious fatty crunchy sweet shreds tempting you as long as they last, which will not be long!

18 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +4 points

HOWDY, buddy, good to see ya!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +5 points

Wait to catch eyes, then do a Cher-from-Clueless, dismissive "Ew."

ETA you could also do a coughing attack but that could get complicated

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 1 reply · +4 points

Cheers, summeroflove, cheers!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 1 reply · +4 points

Like MB said, I was just joining in! And I'll do so again, we're open 24/7 for lurkers, so I say, loudly, to the back . . . BUELLER????????

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hey now, I stuck it in the freezer for a few and it sliced just lovely, looks bakery-made! And the toasted coconut is going to be a problem, I can tell. No wonder those Tate's Bake Shop coconut crisp cookies are so good, they use the toasted coconut!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 4 replies · +4 points

Thank you, valet! Toss that shit and keep the best, you will feel so clean and fresh!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Weekly Politics Open T... · 0 replies · +3 points

THIS IS HOW WE DO!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 2 replies · +7 points

Sometimes, you just gotta pipe that whipped cream on top. Still a little jiggly in the middle? Pipe on, my friends, pipe on!