TheEmbiggening

TheEmbiggening

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11 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Get Moving Open Thread · 1 reply · +10 points

I hope Knicks fans blame Dump for this loss.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +3 points

Let Nurse Hiro and the delights of being Home sweep you away, pics later!

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 2 replies · +13 points

I hope AI is getting every bit of David Attenborough's soothing vocal tone, because his is the only voice I want to hear as the machines tuck my body away to serve as a battery.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Fun & delicious picnic, I'd go!

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

Eat it, Fuckers!

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekly Politics Open T... · 0 replies · +3 points

This appointment is seeming a step too far for some, the fallout has been notable.

5 days ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Dude, the first thing I'm doing is taking a pic of the face and making a nice flyer that says "DO YOU KNOW THIS KITTY OR THEIR OWNER?" and put it up on every telephone pole and baby stroller available, a cat this fat and well-groomed and friendly to people has not been out in "the wild" for long. Maybe someone "let" it out because they could no afford to care for it anymore, maybe her owner is one of the delicate-looking old people who I see at the grocery with a huge cart and only four things in it.

ETA the cat ran away, so Partner coming home without new cat, thank goodness.

5 days ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 3 replies · +5 points

Ohhhh-kaaaaaaay: Partner just jumped out of bed and said he's going over to his mom's. I ask why and he says apparently some cat is bothering her and needs feeding and I'm gonna go see and maybe bring it home.

Then he shows me a pic of a very very fat siamese cat. There are many older people in my MIL's nabe, and Texans aren't all up in each other's business like Southerners are, and I am fairly certain that that cat belongs to someone, and that maybe something happened to their owner and then the cat got out and that's why it's meowing and "upsetting" my MIL at her house.

Partner might bring this cat home, stay tuned.

6 days ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Maybe he's doing deep undercover work for John Ossoff?

6 days ago @ Crasstalk - New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

Everyone deserves love, even the Bots-pilled!