TheEmbiggening

TheEmbiggening

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16 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Fancy ginger ale. I keep trying to tell it, I don't roll like that, Jeffrey, my finances and tastes fluctuate, but he and his company do not listen and are like "10 CASES FEVER TREE LIGHT GINGER ALE ARE IN YOUR CART!" every time I check in.

16 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Road name made of lies - ain't no type of shadow on that mountain, you'll be hiding from UV rays every day.

16 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

So sorry to hear of this development, DQ, softest lovins to your sick baby. And yes, back to yoga - also, take the kid's pot and you get high instead!

16 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

The jokes were heavy here at UT Austin yesterday - APD hadn't jumped in until some persons started chanting "77 minutes", which is how long the police waited at Uvalde School before they did their job. Some of those dragged away have verrrrrry rich liberal parents, though, and the university is gonna be up against more money lawsuits than it can afford.

21 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

SUPER FUCK YEAH BIG UPS WOW HV GO TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +9 points

Justice happening today - indictmentees for the fake electors case in AZ include Mark "Follow The Money" Meadows, Rudy "The Mayor" Guliani, Jenna "The Dumb Blond" Ellis, John Eastman, and basically everybody except Kenny "Cheddar" Cheseboro - "Thanks Kenny" says Donald "Unindicted Co-conspirator Number 1" Trump. Fuck yeah,Kenny!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Your second paragraph gives me LIFE! Fuck that tiny man who obvs had nothing better to do with his life than try to correct a stranger at high speeds around other strangers also at high speeds. So safe for him to be such a concerned citizen, surely his break-checking and distraction helped the other drivers on the road safely get to their destination!

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Middlin' Days Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

I like this idea best!

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Kicking Off The Week O... · 0 replies · +6 points

Those eyes want my shiny things.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Kicking Off The Week O... · 1 reply · +5 points

Pecker's teeth. That's all I'm here to remark upon - what starlet did he steal those shiny white evens from?