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350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jeb Bush's New Tech Ge... · 0 replies · +18 points

I know they say that Jeb is the smart one, but Neal Bush is smart enough to realize he will never, ever be president.

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 0 replies · +5 points

Well then what's the point? Bah.

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dumb Obama Needs Mike ... · 0 replies · +12 points

It's a good thing the bible does't have anything about not judging unless you're judged or people without sin casting stones...

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sad Ted Cruz Wonders W... · 0 replies · +14 points

Obama hates poor people by not giving them tax breaks on the taxes that they don't pay on account of being poor. Thanks, Ted!

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Surgeon General Wi... · 0 replies · +6 points

Well you say that, but the number of Ayn Rand Libertarian pot smokers, all of whom have massive sticks up their asses, suggest otherwise.

I mean I'm all for legalization and Weed is my wine of choice, but I don't think anything is going to make those people not tightly wound.

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Police Ask Hom... · 0 replies · +9 points

The Rainbow Gathering is a real hotbed of terrorism... if terrorism is getting so baked you can't do anything but lay in the grass and look up at the sky.

That's what terrorism is, right?

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Party Comes... · 1 reply · +27 points

"What Rand Paul and Christie said wasn't stupid enough. What can I say to top them?" -- Thom Tillis before going in to work this morning.

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie/Jenny M... · 1 reply · +48 points

Who better to get advice for a healthy life than from Chris Christie?

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Senate Demands... · 1 reply · +17 points

That damn Kenyan usurper is going to let everyone go to college? Well we damn sure aren't going to allow them to be prepared for it!

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +3 points

My fellow Kliban fan, I just discovered that is reprinting all of his work for free online!