Thunderclees

Thunderclees

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175 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Oh."

175 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 3 replies · +3 points

She has kids???

177 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CA Dad Would Like Anti... · 0 replies · +6 points

If vaccines had Brawndo in 'em, they'd already have plenty of electrolytes.

177 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CA Dad Would Like Anti... · 2 replies · +11 points

Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

179 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cop Fight! NYPD Battle... · 0 replies · +2 points

I like the cut of yer jib.

179 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Thunderclueless

I used to troll right-wing websites with a Thunderclees Disqus ID, and that's the same incredibly clever name those sites' commenters called me as soon as they realized I was just some libturd dumping flaming bags of dog shit on their porches. So, y'know, maybe reconsider your approach here.

179 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yes. Read the actual comments in context. It is called sarcasm, we occasionally employ it here at Wonkette.

Here's me referring to the PPACA as "Obummercare," for the lulz: http://wonkette.com/570518/your-2014-legislative-...

Do you actually need more proof that I am who I say I am?

179 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Because I'm actually Dan Weber, and I've written for Wonkette for the better part of a year now?

Here's some proof, since you clearly don't believe me: https://www.facebook.com/crasstalk/posts/16033664...

You can also dig through my ID profile and find a post of me identifying myself, along with this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usylEHirHTE

179 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

And since I'm actually Dan Weber -- the one who wrote this article and every other Fartknocker post -- I'm just going to thank you for calling me "Bristol."

179 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

It's eight months old, brah. Chill out.