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That was the most glorious out of control decade for me.
Thus the Laura Jean Poon quote, "You brought a baby to a bar."
Also: Your yacht rock playlist was rather well curated.
I think they live in East London as well and was sort of gobsmacked at what I saw on the street at night there. He was telling me about some reality show that was just security camera footage from his Nandos of Essex girls getting into fist fights and puking that ran for two years.
A woman who was about six months pregnant in gold booty shorts and an ostrich coat chain smoking. When I asked my friend who lives abroad what that was, he said, "Essex."
His current Amazon wish list includes: moon stones from Europa, specifically from the crater Pywll, a bushel of dried dage, and a javelina tusk to gnaw on.