MattyMcboy

MattyMcboy

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104 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

18-28.

That was the most glorious out of control decade for me.

107 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Short Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Vodka tonic with an Alsatian reisling back.

Duh.

110 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +15 points

Depends on where you are, but generally, yes.

Thus the Laura Jean Poon quote, "You brought a baby to a bar."

112 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Working Weekend Open T... · 6 replies · +25 points

'Sup, bro! Something told me to check in tonight and low and behold!

Also: Your yacht rock playlist was rather well curated.

116 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Edited:

I think they live in East London as well and was sort of gobsmacked at what I saw on the street at night there. He was telling me about some reality show that was just security camera footage from his Nandos of Essex girls getting into fist fights and puking that ran for two years.

116 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 2 replies · +7 points

I was just there and saw the most amazing thing at the Southend On Sea airport.

A woman who was about six months pregnant in gold booty shorts and an ostrich coat chain smoking. When I asked my friend who lives abroad what that was, he said, "Essex."

120 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Easy Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

And happiest of national holidays to you!

120 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Easy Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +11 points

The dark wizard demands much greater tribute than mere treats.

His current Amazon wish list includes: moon stones from Europa, specifically from the crater Pywll, a bushel of dried dage, and a javelina tusk to gnaw on.

120 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Easy Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +14 points

Shorter!

I do like to pop in and check on my Crassers every so often.

120 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Easy Weekend Open Thread · 13 replies · +52 points

Let's try this a third time.

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BOW AND SCAPE BEFORE ME MERE MORTALS!

The dark wizard wishes you all a wonderful weekend.