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21 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 0 replies · +2 points

HAHAHA! "You've been naughty!!"

22 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 2 replies · +5 points

I remember a Santa slasher movie coming out when I was a kid. There were picketers. Good times! :)

22 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 0 replies · +5 points

Mine will sit next to me in a chair and put a paw on my leg. That's a five-second warning.
"5-4-3-2-1...Four hypodermic needles launch onto my leg.

23 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 6 replies · +7 points

The Dobrofskys hadn't set out to become Christmas movie specialists (they actually got their start writing about serial killers), but like so many working screenwriters, the couple gravitated to what was selling and found they had a knack for screwball dialogue and clever spins on Christmas-movie conventions. Never mind that they don't celebrate Christmas themselves." The Hollywood Reporter: This (Jewish) Couple Has Written 30 Christmas Movies — and They're Not Alone. ("Oy, Santa, vhy do you need to schlep all these meshuggeneh tchotchkes around the vorld vearing that old, red schmatte covered with chimney schmutz? You're gonna get sick. You're doing too much. This year, they get bupkis!) https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/couple...

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Out of the Gate Open T... · 0 replies · +4 points

Gersebermps. I just opened that link from the Daily Beast.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 1 reply · +9 points

There coming for you Barbara.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 0 replies · +13 points

:"Dirty Screws! Attica! Attica! Attica!"

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 0 replies · +6 points

Zombie Kitteh will receive gifts now.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Behold, the Weekend! O... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Did you know that Jesus died for your sins?"
"COTTDAMMIT! NO REASON TO FINISH THAT BOOK NOW!"