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2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 0 replies · +8 points

"I was looking for Manolo pumps and these penis pumps came up instead. Oh, how we laughed!"

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 2 replies · +13 points

"I was looking for an air fryer and found these lovely butt plugs."

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 1 reply · +6 points

I find looking at myself to be disconcerting. Not vain at all but I'm like, "This lighting is unacceptable! Why am I so washed out!? Makeup!"

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 1 reply · +5 points

Aww, he made the best coffee. The secret is bourbon.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 0 replies · +3 points

I forgot that they play dead. I found an abandoned baby in my back yard once. If startled and a baby falls off the Mother's back she won't go back for it. Had it for a couple of days before finding a local rescuer to turn it over to. Gentle creatures. The toothy hissing is just a display but I don't doubt they could do some damage with a bite. I was showing it to myself sister when he wrapped his prehensile tail around my pinky finger. She was absolutely horrified. Good times!

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 0 replies · +2 points

:::COFFEE EVERYWHERE:::

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 1 reply · +6 points

I'm taking tomorrow off for a little R&R. TGIT! :)

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 0 replies · +2 points

"I'm walking softly and here's my big stick!"

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 1 reply · +8 points

She's too old for you!

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - In the Middle of it Al... · 0 replies · +4 points

Very nice! :)