As if I didn't love and miss you enough....
And you shouldn't. That stretchy sting of mozzarella that results from a bite is a revelation. Do your thing, girl.
Dunno. Here. There. How YOU doin'?
I would love to go on a road trip with you. A tasty, tasty road trip.
I like golden retrievers.
OMG. If I could provide a St. Bernard the life he/she deserved, I would totally have one. Big doggy snuggles are the best snuggles even if they may or may not suffocate you.
So, you see, a lot of bullshit happened, and then I recalled that there was an oasis on the intertubes.
Yes. It sounds like a sad trombone.
No, there was just getting her suit damp.