Biz Monkie

Biz Monkie

132p

13,246 comments posted · 393 followers · following 28

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Breathe In the Weekend... · 0 replies · +4 points

About how I expected.

30% are realizing that it's all bunk and they threw away lives and relationships for nothing.

30% are doubling down, insisting that we're only days away from Trump being reinstated in accordance with some Sovereign Citizen-esque reading into of symbology or numerology or something like that.

30% are pretending like they never believed it at all.

And the last 10% are trolls that egged it on for the lulz that are either still trolling or have moved on to other targets.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Goodbye Asshole, Hello... · 0 replies · +7 points

That's not a problem. That's fun.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Goodbye Asshole, Hello... · 0 replies · +7 points

Diamond Joe is ride or die.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Goodbye Asshole, Hello... · 2 replies · +16 points

Our long national nightmare is over.

Well, one of them, anyway. There's still an out of control pandemic, racial injustice, and economic inequality.

But hey, we made it!

6 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +4 points

Growing up, my parents definitely had concerns about the screen time I was putting in, and that was twenty-plus years ago. If I were a parent today, I'd try and balance it - make sure the kids are doing something active, are interacting with people IRL (or at least as much as we can these days), but let them have their fun.

Looking at gaming as some destructive hobby is just nonsense and shows how out of touch the parents are. I hope that Microsoft and Sony send him a console each, just to piss them off.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Hold the Line Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Hold the Line Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

[youtube 3R7WrlIIV3o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7WrlIIV3o youtube]

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

HOIST THE COLORS!

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

Here's the deal. If I'm walking between Important Business Meetings and have approximately six seconds to stuff something in my face so I don't keel over from hunger, a slice of floppy cardboard with the suggestion of cheese and tomato sauce will do, provided I can keep the grease funnel at the back end of it from getting everywhere.

If I'm looking to feed a family of four and possibly two to three guests, and may need to kill one or more of them by the end of the evening, either by strangling them with a garotte made of mozzarella or drowning them in an entire harvest's worth of tomato sauce, or just giving them a heart attack or fatal indigestion from sausage, peppers, and onions, I know where I want to get a slice from.

Protip: Pequod's or Art of Pizza. The chains are fine, but you've gotta put a little effort into finding the good stuff.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Have a Quiet Wee... · 0 replies · +2 points

He's so handsome. And also kind of an asshole, but we're working on that.