Founder's Red Rye Pale Ale
I think it was a compliment. If I drink it will I have to sell my body for the next pint?
According to a customer our beer tastes like heroin.
At first I thought you were talking about the guy, not the comedian. I'd probably go on a date with him just for goofs. I've actually seen him live. He came to my university. He got drunker as the night went on.
(Side note: it's Aziz)
Okay, that was my initial thought too. I'm going to be busy this Thursday. Ain't nobody got time for the kind of drama that could cause. Thanks, APOTC.
Let's say you were dating someone and you stopped seeing each other. You ended it on good terms (you're not ready for a relationship) three months ago. Thursday night is a comedy show that he bought tickets to while you were still seeing one another. It was never a plan for the two of you to go together because the tickets were bought months in advance and this relationship was very new at the time (and over now).
Let's say you two remained friends after the end to the intimate relationship. No flirting, just friendly texts and random meetings in public. Yesterday you bartended brunch and he shows up with a mutual friend. He leaves a more than 50% tip on his bill and today he texts you and makes friendly conversation. Several hours after these texts you get another text from him asking you if you'd like to go see this comedian with him. He says it's cool if you can't or don't want to and it doesn't have to be anything more than a fun time.
What are the chances of the last part of that last sentence being true? I ask because this hypothetical "you" isn't interested in him romantically, but still enjoys his friendship. On top of not being ready for a relationship, "you" may not even be romantically interested in anyone of his gender and, also, there were a few red flags concerning controlling behavior that popped up while you were still dating.
"Hypothetical" question itr.
How many dirty coffee mugs there are in my sink is a pretty accurate indicator of how long it has been since I've washed dishes. And whether or not I have any clean mugs directly correlates to the probability of me washing dishes on any given day.
I'd like to date both of them.
There's a kid at my school whose name is Afrin. Yup, spelled just like that. Would it be weird if I asked him to blow air up my nose tomorrow? Maybe it'll work...