Hammiepants

Hammiepants

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301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +15 points

As the average salary for oil rig workers, aka roughnecks, averages between $35-100K now, even adjusted for the times when this asshat was a kid, seems to me dad made well above what the poor folk generally pull in per annum. So bootstraps:FAIL once again.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Can't See... · 2 replies · +21 points

It's pretty telling that he's painted as a white dude, and he's basically fine with that. Also, his resemblance as a white dude to Alfred E. Newman is indeed striking. If that was what he was going for.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - WND Loon Erik Rush Wan... · 0 replies · +12 points

I'm okay with the part about kale, because, fuck kale.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Beloved San Fran Sci-F... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well, god forbid someone gets paid enough to afford to live in one of the single units of a Public Storage in Colma and use the restroom at the Chevron to wash up/do their business.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas and Virginia Law... · 0 replies · +4 points

I wish the Skil Saw of The Gods would cut off Texas and push it out to sea and make it The Island of Lost Mexicans. That'd learn 'em.

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich People: Being Poo... · 0 replies · +5 points

Like I always say, we should just grind them up and use them for fertilizer. The Rich, I mean.

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Phyllis Schlafly Finds... · 1 reply · +11 points

WHEN WILL SHE DIE ALREADY???

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Who... · 3 replies · +18 points

Fox's eagerness to use any event, however tragic, to their own bizarre, incoherent ends is truly disgusting.

307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year The Stu... · 6 replies · +11 points

Are we calling blow-up dolls "girlfriends" now?

307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year The Stu... · 9 replies · +30 points

He SO never has had sex, not counting his hand.