Hammiepants

Hammiepants

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +15 points

As the average salary for oil rig workers, aka roughnecks, averages between $35-100K now, even adjusted for the times when this asshat was a kid, seems to me dad made well above what the poor folk generally pull in per annum. So bootstraps:FAIL once again.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Can't See... · 2 replies · +21 points

It's pretty telling that he's painted as a white dude, and he's basically fine with that. Also, his resemblance as a white dude to Alfred E. Newman is indeed striking. If that was what he was going for.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Loon Erik Rush Wan... · 0 replies · +12 points

I'm okay with the part about kale, because, fuck kale.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Beloved San Fran Sci-F... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well, god forbid someone gets paid enough to afford to live in one of the single units of a Public Storage in Colma and use the restroom at the Chevron to wash up/do their business.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Texas and Virginia Law... · 0 replies · +4 points

I wish the Skil Saw of The Gods would cut off Texas and push it out to sea and make it The Island of Lost Mexicans. That'd learn 'em.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rich People: Being Poo... · 0 replies · +5 points

Like I always say, we should just grind them up and use them for fertilizer. The Rich, I mean.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Phyllis Schlafly Finds... · 1 reply · +11 points

WHEN WILL SHE DIE ALREADY???

7 years ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Who... · 3 replies · +18 points

Fox's eagerness to use any event, however tragic, to their own bizarre, incoherent ends is truly disgusting.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year The Stu... · 6 replies · +11 points

Are we calling blow-up dolls "girlfriends" now?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year The Stu... · 9 replies · +30 points

He SO never has had sex, not counting his hand.