As the average salary for oil rig workers, aka roughnecks, averages between $35-100K now, even adjusted for the times when this asshat was a kid, seems to me dad made well above what the poor folk generally pull in per annum. So bootstraps:FAIL once again.
It's pretty telling that he's painted as a white dude, and he's basically fine with that. Also, his resemblance as a white dude to Alfred E. Newman is indeed striking. If that was what he was going for.
I'm okay with the part about kale, because, fuck kale.
Well, god forbid someone gets paid enough to afford to live in one of the single units of a Public Storage in Colma and use the restroom at the Chevron to wash up/do their business.
I wish the Skil Saw of The Gods would cut off Texas and push it out to sea and make it The Island of Lost Mexicans. That'd learn 'em.
Like I always say, we should just grind them up and use them for fertilizer. The Rich, I mean.
WHEN WILL SHE DIE ALREADY???
Fox's eagerness to use any event, however tragic, to their own bizarre, incoherent ends is truly disgusting.
Are we calling blow-up dolls "girlfriends" now?
He SO never has had sex, not counting his hand.