Hammiepants

Hammiepants

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +15 points

As the average salary for oil rig workers, aka roughnecks, averages between $35-100K now, even adjusted for the times when this asshat was a kid, seems to me dad made well above what the poor folk generally pull in per annum. So bootstraps:FAIL once again.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Can't See... · 2 replies · +21 points

It's pretty telling that he's painted as a white dude, and he's basically fine with that. Also, his resemblance as a white dude to Alfred E. Newman is indeed striking. If that was what he was going for.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Loon Erik Rush Wan... · 0 replies · +12 points

I'm okay with the part about kale, because, fuck kale.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Beloved San Fran Sci-F... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well, god forbid someone gets paid enough to afford to live in one of the single units of a Public Storage in Colma and use the restroom at the Chevron to wash up/do their business.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Texas and Virginia Law... · 0 replies · +4 points

I wish the Skil Saw of The Gods would cut off Texas and push it out to sea and make it The Island of Lost Mexicans. That'd learn 'em.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rich People: Being Poo... · 0 replies · +5 points

Like I always say, we should just grind them up and use them for fertilizer. The Rich, I mean.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Phyllis Schlafly Finds... · 1 reply · +11 points

WHEN WILL SHE DIE ALREADY???

10 years ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Who... · 3 replies · +18 points

Fox's eagerness to use any event, however tragic, to their own bizarre, incoherent ends is truly disgusting.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year The Stu... · 6 replies · +11 points

Are we calling blow-up dolls "girlfriends" now?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - 2014: The Year The Stu... · 9 replies · +30 points

He SO never has had sex, not counting his hand.