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coolhandnuke

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299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 2 replies · +28 points

May a rabid camel vomit Palin word shit salad in Bill "Always Wrong" Kristols' and John "Never Right" McCains' tapioca pudding.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 0 replies · +7 points

Geographical, not anatomical. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 5 replies · +46 points

As a canosewer of fine restrooms from Barstow to Bangor, I have witnessed flotillas of flatulence, cavalcades of cocktuggers, movements of movements, armies of assholes and unions of urinators...but I've yet to lay eyes upon even one parade of genitalia.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Giant Baby Cop Can't U... · 3 replies · +44 points

......I’ll arrest you for resisting arrest....
Jim Hoff has some new stiff competition for the Stupidest Man On the Internet.

This cop is stunningly stupid.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congressidiot Learns S... · 0 replies · +13 points

I believe Rep. Weber was referring to Paris, Texas.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Why... · 1 reply · +16 points

Waiting for Napolitano to flaunt his Columbo expertise on why Cheney and friends "framed" Valerie Plame.

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America Turns To Wingn... · 0 replies · +16 points

Bill Donohue talks about his first time:
"My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia. After I kicked the goat out I had my way with Mrs. Shapiro. She was a loud ol' gal, scared the beegeevers out of her young son Ben who peeped us through an outhouse hole."

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 3 replies · +22 points

Makes sense she'd quit halfway through her strip.
Also, too she needs the dough.

304 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Local Fox Reporter Fir... · 1 reply · +45 points

Fox 45 is to news as Colt 45 is to beer.

304 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Harry Reid May Never P... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hasn't everyone taken a header or two hiking the slippery slopes of the Appalachian Trail/Treadmill.