Everyone knows you can do whatever you want, until someone stops you. What is the Federal government going to do, really? I mean, we don't want to go to a gun option here (that would get nasty real fast, at least in Utah), the courts will side with the conservatives (they own them), and no one with a brain has any power in Utah (who is likely to give a shit). Just sit back and do a little weed, if it's legal where you are, because the tree sitting, hand holding, and squatting in front of the bulldozers is not likely to work this time. When you have had enough, go take a page from the winger playbook, and start buying guns.
If the police didn't shoot, what do they need guns for?
Is that fur? It looks like fur. You should be splashed with red paint, or have your next birthday cake ruined, or be forced to pose nude for PETA. Pose nude for PEAT. I vote for nude. Sersly tho, happy happy!
"Apparently, "mommy and daddy love other people now" is acceptable, but "Uncle Matt loves a boy" is just too much."
You obviously have no respect for the sanctity of marriage! Everyone one knows it is perfectly acceptable to be insincere about an oath, as long as one makes that oath to the opposite sex! After all, we aren't heathens!
In as few words as possible, my in-laws watch and believe everything on Fox "News". They love nothing better than to discuss at table, the latest insanity from Hannity. Picture, if you will, my wife with her head in her hand asking if we can just get through ONE fucking meal without hearing how unfair everyone is to Sarah Palin. See me try to ply her with wine so she doesn't throw shit at her insane relatives. Now, imagine, if you can, this happening year after year, over, and over, and over....I think I win.
You have to admit, though, that her logic is sound. OK, maybe not that, but you have to give her credit for her passion on the subject and admit that she has studied...OK, not that either. Well...she is as smart as any other creationist out there! I confess that this homeschooling shit is starting to concern me though.
You have to admit, though, that her logic is sound. OK, maybe not that, but you have to give her credit for her passion on the subject and admit that she has studied...OK, not that either. Well...she is as smart as any other creationist out there! I confess that this homeschooling shit is starting to concern me though.
You know what will make everything all better? If we go out and steal a Tee Vee. No, really! Well, OK, not all better, but people will be sure to make excuses for us, and that's good. Right? Free Tee Vees for everyone!
Jeeze this Barry Obamz is smart! A plot so devious that even people determined to find a plot, where no plot existed, couldn't find a plot? It's Machiavellian....I think.
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