en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5034418 Comments by Hammiepants http://wonkette.com/576035/house-gop-will-return-dignity-to-poor-by-starving-them#IDComment950075216 As the average salary for oil rig workers, aka roughnecks, averages between $35-100K now, even adjusted for the times when this asshat was a kid, seems to me dad made well above what the poor folk generally pull in per annum. So bootstraps:FAIL once again. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:08:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576035/house-gop-will-return-dignity-to-poor-by-starving-them#IDComment950075216 http://wonkette.com/575702/bobby-jindal-cant-see-race-not-even-in-the-mirror#IDComment949491778 It's pretty telling that he's painted as a white dude, and he's basically fine with that. Also, his resemblance as a white dude to Alfred E. Newman is indeed striking. If that was what he was going for. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 17:33:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575702/bobby-jindal-cant-see-race-not-even-in-the-mirror#IDComment949491778 http://wonkette.com/575146/wnd-loon-erik-rush-wants-to-hang-entire-obama-administration-some-more#IDComment948197782 I'm okay with the part about kale, because, fuck kale. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 20:44:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575146/wnd-loon-erik-rush-wants-to-hang-entire-obama-administration-some-more#IDComment948197782 http://wonkette.com/574960/beloved-san-fran-sci-fi-bookstore-time-travels-three-years-into-future-to-go-galt#IDComment947852104 Well, god forbid someone gets paid enough to afford to live in one of the single units of a Public Storage in Colma and use the restroom at the Chevron to wash up/do their business. Wed, 4 Feb 2015 17:41:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574960/beloved-san-fran-sci-fi-bookstore-time-travels-three-years-into-future-to-go-galt#IDComment947852104 http://wonkette.com/572338/texas-and-virginia-lawmakers-will-defeat-the-homosexuals-this-time-goldurnit#IDComment941608708 I wish the Skil Saw of The Gods would cut off Texas and push it out to sea and make it The Island of Lost Mexicans. That'd learn 'em. Thu, 15 Jan 2015 17:22:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572338/texas-and-virginia-lawmakers-will-defeat-the-homosexuals-this-time-goldurnit#IDComment941608708 http://wonkette.com/571896/rich-people-being-poor-sounds-easy-lets-not-be-poor-though#IDComment940557901 Like I always say, we should just grind them up and use them for fertilizer. The Rich, I mean. Mon, 12 Jan 2015 20:23:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571896/rich-people-being-poor-sounds-easy-lets-not-be-poor-though#IDComment940557901 http://wonkette.com/571362/phyllis-schlafly-finds-way-to-finally-give-men-a-fair-shake#IDComment938747277 WHEN WILL SHE DIE ALREADY??? Wed, 7 Jan 2015 23:11:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571362/phyllis-schlafly-finds-way-to-finally-give-men-a-fair-shake#IDComment938747277 http://wonkette.com/571347/youll-never-guess-who-fox-news-thinks-is-guilty-of-terrorisming-the-united-states-of-paris#IDComment938700315 Fox's eagerness to use any event, however tragic, to their own bizarre, incoherent ends is truly disgusting. Wed, 7 Jan 2015 20:15:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571347/youll-never-guess-who-fox-news-thinks-is-guilty-of-terrorisming-the-united-states-of-paris#IDComment938700315 http://wonkette.com/570643/2014-the-year-the-stupidest-man-on-the-internet-handed-off-his-aluminum-crown#IDComment936037317 Are we calling blow-up dolls "girlfriends" now? Wed, 31 Dec 2014 19:33:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570643/2014-the-year-the-stupidest-man-on-the-internet-handed-off-his-aluminum-crown#IDComment936037317 http://wonkette.com/570643/2014-the-year-the-stupidest-man-on-the-internet-handed-off-his-aluminum-crown#IDComment936027848 He SO never has had sex, not counting his hand. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 19:04:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570643/2014-the-year-the-stupidest-man-on-the-internet-handed-off-his-aluminum-crown#IDComment936027848 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment935984641 Wow. That is some semi-functional illiteracy right there. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 17:02:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment935984641 http://wonkette.com/570348/chuck-c-johnson-in-middle-of-sexy-drowned-stewardess-hitler-fantasia#IDComment935189268 Is that an actual picture of this creature? He looks like a fat Chucky doll with a hipster beard and a hard drive full of child pornography. In other words, he seems nice. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 22:39:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570348/chuck-c-johnson-in-middle-of-sexy-drowned-stewardess-hitler-fantasia#IDComment935189268 http://wonkette.com/569405/darren-wilsons-star-witness-is-a-liar-and-her-testimony-is-an-obvious-fraud-ha-ha#IDComment929629174 Holy fucking shit. I don't even think kittens are going to help. I need a fifth of Jack and a handful of Ambien. Jesus. Tue, 16 Dec 2014 22:29:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569405/darren-wilsons-star-witness-is-a-liar-and-her-testimony-is-an-obvious-fraud-ha-ha#IDComment929629174 http://wonkette.com/568306/heres-everything-that-killed-eric-garner-other-than-a-cop#IDComment924398456 Yes, because Peter King is obvs the Charles Atlas of bloviating shitbags. Fri, 5 Dec 2014 00:20:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568306/heres-everything-that-killed-eric-garner-other-than-a-cop#IDComment924398456 http://wonkette.com/568087/northeast-ohio-media-group-further-explains-why-12-year-old-tamir-rice-needed-shooting#IDComment923748274 I don't have anything funny to say about this. It's depressing as hell and I despair for humanity. :( Wed, 3 Dec 2014 17:15:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568087/northeast-ohio-media-group-further-explains-why-12-year-old-tamir-rice-needed-shooting#IDComment923748274 http://wonkette.com/567008/indiana-governor-to-poors-eat-this#IDComment915128458 I find it fascinating that most of those who self-identify as Christian have the least comprehension of the life and example of their alleged Christ. Wed, 19 Nov 2014 17:32:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567008/indiana-governor-to-poors-eat-this#IDComment915128458 http://wonkette.com/566202/dr-rand-paul-just-looking-out-for-hillarys-health-because-shes-soooooo-old-is-all#IDComment909930190 Funny, the GOP didn't care that Reagan was roughly as old as the Cretaceous period. Tue, 11 Nov 2014 18:32:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566202/dr-rand-paul-just-looking-out-for-hillarys-health-because-shes-soooooo-old-is-all#IDComment909930190 http://wonkette.com/564895/conservative-nutjob-dennis-prager-sexually-assaults-his-wife-so-whats-the-big-deal#IDComment901195669 I would rather dig out my eyes with a rusty trowel than let this pig lay one single skeevy finger on me. I hope his wife drinks a lot. Thu, 30 Oct 2014 22:13:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564895/conservative-nutjob-dennis-prager-sexually-assaults-his-wife-so-whats-the-big-deal#IDComment901195669 http://wonkette.com/564198/bristol-palin-who-you-gonna-believe-me-or-this-police-audio-and-these-police-reports#IDComment895643924 This whole brouhaha fills me with delightful schadenfreude (makes popcorn)! Thu, 23 Oct 2014 16:13:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564198/bristol-palin-who-you-gonna-believe-me-or-this-police-audio-and-these-police-reports#IDComment895643924 http://wonkette.com/564125/fox-news-young-women-should-go-find-sexxytimes-online-and-leave-democracy-to-grownups#IDComment895110844 Well, considering she looks like a Kardashian and has the delivery and critical thinking skills of one too, I guess she should know. Wed, 22 Oct 2014 22:32:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564125/fox-news-young-women-should-go-find-sexxytimes-online-and-leave-democracy-to-grownups#IDComment895110844