SexySmurf

SexySmurf

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breitbart Says Obama T... · 0 replies · +20 points

anti-Christian extremist Mikey Weinstein to develop court-martial procedures to punish Christians in the military who express or share their faith.

Mikey really does hate everything.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your Precious ... · 0 replies · +24 points

@13:56 Christie really did NOT like that Taylor Swift joke. Obama's going to start getting death threats written in purple glitter pen.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your Precious ... · 4 replies · +24 points

Coulda used a musical number about seeing Chris Christie's boobs.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Elvis Has Left The Bui... · 3 replies · +35 points

He was a victim of the FBI's suspicious minds.

He was also lucky his letters weren't marked "return to sender."

Something, something hound dog.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Serious Scientist Man ... · 1 reply · +12 points

For the sake of the son you love, urge him to marry a woman.

Maybe Rob Portman could hook his son up with Jodi Arias. I hear she's single.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Not Knowing What Else ... · 2 replies · +46 points

you don’t know how many times you can say you’re coming until they just stop believing you.

Give me a break; I had a lot to drink that night.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Mail Totally Jel... · 0 replies · +81 points

"Do you have Prince Abdullah in a can?"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Federal Government Eit... · 4 replies · +62 points

FBI believes the Saudi student is tied to 2 to 3 more people.

Apparently for the shut-ins who write for The Blaze, knowing 2 or 3 people is newsworthy.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Morning Nice Time... · 4 replies · +21 points

Thanks a lot New Zealand. Now when I watch a rerun of Xena: Warrior Princess I won't be able to think of anything other than lesbian sex.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Evening Nice Time... · 0 replies · +18 points

Did you listen to it on your gramophone, old man?