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1.) Assume black men are trying to take your stuff in a zero-sum game.
2.) Then allow yourself to be used as a pawn in some bored, wealthy ideologues' high stakes parlor game (the stakes are partly yours, but you will have nothing to gain).
3.) If you "win," you lose, but you never knew any better and will brag insufferably for years about the time you helped billionaires thwart sensible public policy.
4.) If you "lose," you will blame minorities for your lot in life, and for costing you $77,000 per day for 77,000 years.
...No! No, no, not 66,000! I said 77,000. Nobody's comin' up with 6. 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.