Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird

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252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 4 replies · +20 points

Be very afraid of a person who misspells her first name.

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +26 points

RBG is my spirit animal.

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - San Diego Cops Thought... · 1 reply · +26 points

No racial profiling to see here, folks, just move along.

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +21 points

Makes perfect science sense coming from Andrea "Vaccines DO cause autism, sort of, kind of!" Tantaros!

Hey, Brian Williams lied about a thing 12 years ago! BENGHAZI!111!

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Jeb Bu... · 0 replies · +5 points

Shit. I gave Jeb Bush my SSN for safekeeping.

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Want To Go To A Measle... · 2 replies · +6 points

This story has been debunked by Snopes as a Fox News-generated hoax.

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +20 points

But if we don't miseducate the next generation of kids, where will future Republican candidates and voters come from?

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jeb Bush's New Tech Ge... · 1 reply · +6 points

John McCain?

(c'mon, was that one too easy?)

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ben Carson Will Not Ha... · 0 replies · +11 points

Look, just because this guy thinks the universe is 6,000 years old and that there is no "science" behind climate change doesn't mean he's anti-science, okay?

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Forces A... · 3 replies · +13 points

Well, I hope Roy Moore will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow