Gleem McShineys

Gleem McShineys

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322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +5 points

The guy on the left looks like all the Peeps he ate didn't agree with him.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +14 points

"Were those expensive, because it looks like you really splurged on those pajamas."

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +4 points

Who knew? It turns out when they chant "Drill baby drill," they aren't talking about oil.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Unhappy Valentine's Day to EVERYONE

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 0 replies · +3 points

Rush's suggestion is way better than just saying "Yeah, well BENGHAZI" which was Scott Walker's original idea.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 1 reply · +3 points

Isn't that Vitter, not Santorum?

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 2 replies · +9 points

The State of Alabama and the United States of America will reap God’s wrath if we embrace and condone things that are abhorrent to God

"Hell yeah! What did I say about shrimp-eating? I SAID NO! Then prepare for the smite-of-all-smites for all the damn wool/linen blends! I can see what's inside that Urban Outfitters shirt, I'M. FUCKING. OMNISCIENT!

You're in soo much trouble. While I'm down there tribulating all your asses, I'd better not find out you've been ROUNDING THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, ME-DAMMIT!!!"

--God

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +4 points

How does one worship Butt God?

Making poopie jokes, or making the buttczechs?

Or is Butt God like a person with a really toned ass?
Or maybe it's the Illegal Yoga Pants guy, obvs a jealous god like that Old Testamenty dude.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +3 points

WEATHER TOOK MAH FREEDOMS!!!

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +2 points

Kind of a waste though. Once Roger Ailes is in front of her, there's just no room for the rest of them. It makes O'Reilly pretty bitter.