Gleem McShineys

Gleem McShineys

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +5 points

The guy on the left looks like all the Peeps he ate didn't agree with him.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +14 points

"Were those expensive, because it looks like you really splurged on those pajamas."

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +4 points

Who knew? It turns out when they chant "Drill baby drill," they aren't talking about oil.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Unhappy Valentine's Day to EVERYONE

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 0 replies · +3 points

Rush's suggestion is way better than just saying "Yeah, well BENGHAZI" which was Scott Walker's original idea.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 1 reply · +3 points

Isn't that Vitter, not Santorum?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 2 replies · +9 points

The State of Alabama and the United States of America will reap God’s wrath if we embrace and condone things that are abhorrent to God

"Hell yeah! What did I say about shrimp-eating? I SAID NO! Then prepare for the smite-of-all-smites for all the damn wool/linen blends! I can see what's inside that Urban Outfitters shirt, I'M. FUCKING. OMNISCIENT!

You're in soo much trouble. While I'm down there tribulating all your asses, I'd better not find out you've been ROUNDING THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, ME-DAMMIT!!!"

--God

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +4 points

How does one worship Butt God?

Making poopie jokes, or making the buttczechs?

Or is Butt God like a person with a really toned ass?
Or maybe it's the Illegal Yoga Pants guy, obvs a jealous god like that Old Testamenty dude.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +3 points

WEATHER TOOK MAH FREEDOMS!!!

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +2 points

Kind of a waste though. Once Roger Ailes is in front of her, there's just no room for the rest of them. It makes O'Reilly pretty bitter.