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Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:15:32 +0000

The guy on the left looks like all the Peeps he ate didn't agree with him.

Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:13:46 +0000

"Were those expensive, because it looks like you really splurged on those pajamas."

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:18:36 +0000

Who knew? It turns out when they chant "Drill baby drill," they aren't talking about oil.

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:07:08 +0000

Unhappy Valentine's Day to EVERYONE

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 23:17:31 +0000

Rush's suggestion is way better than just saying "Yeah, well BENGHAZI" which was Scott Walker's original idea.

Wonkette : Sam Brownback Is Playing You With His Shiny Gleaming Anti-Gay Bullsh*t (Again)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:35:07 +0000

Isn't that Vitter, not Santorum?

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:23:57 +0000

The State of Alabama and the United States of America will reap God’s wrath if we embrace and condone things that are abhorrent to God

"Hell yeah! What did I say about shrimp-eating? I SAID NO! Then prepare for the smite-of-all-smites for all the damn wool/linen blends! I can see what's inside that Urban Outfitters shirt, I'M. FUCKING. OMNISCIENT! You're in soo much trouble. While I'm down there tribulating all your asses, I'd better not find out you've been ROUNDING THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, ME-DAMMIT!!!" --God

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:03:22 +0000

How does one worship Butt God? Making poopie jokes, or making the buttczechs? Or is Butt God like a person with a really toned ass? Or maybe it's the Illegal Yoga Pants guy, obvs a jealous god like that Old Testamenty dude.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:50:36 +0000

WEATHER TOOK MAH FREEDOMS!!!

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:43:15 +0000

Kind of a waste though. Once Roger Ailes is in front of her, there's just no room for the rest of them. It makes O'Reilly pretty bitter.

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:20:42 +0000

"A sand dollar? Thanks, but what about the sea snail?" *Points*

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:30:39 +0000

Remember when the Republicans were all saying "Repeal and Replace?" No, you don't. No, they never said "Replace." Nope. Just "Repeal." No, you are mistaken. Those aren't the words you are looking for. You are getting sleepy... sleepy... SLEEP! Are you asleep? No, you are asleep. And hypnotized. And they never said that, ever. --The GOP

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:23:06 +0000

DAMN YOU TIME TRAVEL OBAMA!! He totally must have hopped in his Time Masheen, went back in time, and changed the Constitution so now it says Congress writes the laws! FOILED AGAIN!!1

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:29:03 +0000

Did you know what other measurable data Scientists totally just make up and/or adjust on a whim? Scientists adjust the clocks of GPS satellites to match those on Earth, supposedly to "account for gravitational time dilation" but WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE AMERICA WEAKER BY MAKING US WAKE UP LATE

Wonkette : Montana Would Like To Not See Your Naked Bits, Please

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 01:07:58 +0000

YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL! http://images.laweekly.com/imager/b/original/2370...

Wonkette : Montana Would Like To Not See Your Naked Bits, Please

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:56:11 +0000

Spread as many viruses around as you want, because freedom. However you MAY NOT do it with your jubblies out.

Wonkette : Montana Would Like To Not See Your Naked Bits, Please

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:53:21 +0000

It's the loophole for your poophole!

Wonkette : Montana Would Like To Not See Your Naked Bits, Please

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:46:54 +0000

And what about the birds overhead?!1?? Don't tell Doc Moore, you can totally see their peckers!

Wonkette : Montana Would Like To Not See Your Naked Bits, Please

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:45:58 +0000

TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE

Wonkette : Montana Would Like To Not See Your Naked Bits, Please

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:45:08 +0000

Isn't that an anagram of Regis Philbin?