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The times when your comment had only one point, my child, are when I'd upfisted you. ✖

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6 years ago @ Wonkville - Exclusive — Sarah Pa... · 0 replies · +3 points

Congrats to the grad, and to the dad of the lad!

I shall push a glass of booze to my lips in your honor...

6 years ago @ Wonkville - Exclusive — Sarah Pa... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hi! I'm a reply FAIL!

6 years ago @ Wonkville - Powerful Final Photos ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Thank you so much for sharing this...

6 years ago @ Wonkville - The Most Important Rev... · 0 replies · +2 points

KINKY!

6 years ago @ Wonkville - The Most Important Rev... · 2 replies · +5 points

Have you considered depositing your burning sensation in the fire station's abandoned baby drop box?

I'm pretty sure that it's anonymous...

6 years ago @ Wonkville - The Most Important Rev... · 1 reply · +5 points

Much obliged, Blue!

I must say, it's fascinating to discover that Wonkville has been isolated from the blogside world for so long now that the Wonkvillains who intermittently call it home have developed their own distinct, superficially familiar, yet frequently inscrutable dialect.

Thankfully, I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication, so here's ol' "Squrt":



(Here's a very bigly version of the pic that you can embiggen.)

6 years ago @ Wonkville - The Most Important Rev... · 3 replies · +8 points

I trust you! Trump's future running mate is going to have a blast basking in the free pre-campaign exposure that the lamestream media grants him tomorrow to further expound upon his Very Serious Thoughts about a dumb action movie sequel.

By the way, I thought of you when voting yesterday at the firehouse around the corner. Can you (or anyone else) clue me in on how to embed pics? I want to share a shot of the beautiful old babe that greets everyone out front each election day.

6 years ago @ Wonkville - Civil Engineering Triu... · 1 reply · +2 points

MY CROTCH!

6 years ago @ Wonkville - Civil Engineering Triu... · 0 replies · +3 points

I always wondered what the mythical "Stranger in the Alps" looked like...

6 years ago @ Wonkville - Civil Engineering Triu... · 3 replies · +2 points

Do crotchless latex lederhosen count?
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