kittensdontlie

kittensdontlie

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207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bearded Waste Of Space... · 0 replies · +10 points

Yea, pretty badass for a geek astrophysicist!

207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Philosopher King Tucke... · 0 replies · +9 points

Young master Carlson never understood that 'teachers don't make passes at boys who dress and look like lasses'.

207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hershey's Chocolate Ha... · 0 replies · +3 points

And how many children wouldn't eat a Baby Ruth they find floating in a swimming pool...

207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wayne Gretzky is Your ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I smelled smoke coming from HNTP today,...thank goodness it was only the pierogis burning.

207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your New Happy Nice Ti... · 0 replies · +7 points

I wonder if she is also a former serial killer, cause if she was that would be hot....

207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hotty Charlotte Mayor ... · 0 replies · +3 points

A feminine hygiene douche used to launder filthy dirty bribe money, is one secret the government doesn't want you to know.

207 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas School Board Lad... · 2 replies · +20 points

IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY TODAY,AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING....

208 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Fun Tips... · 0 replies · +8 points

It's because all the words have FOREIGN origins! Why don't they spell any difficult AMERICAN words like Mississippi???

208 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Comment Of The Da... · 1 reply · +4 points

You know who else is upset with this website...that is, unless you are Hitler.

208 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Comment Of The Da... · 0 replies · +8 points

I'd rather be gifted with those trendy exposure dollars rather than any other prize...