The_Bidenator

The_Bidenator

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297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +7 points

Also, everything can be solved by cutting taxes on the rich, deregulating industry and if possible, bombing brown people.....and I mean EVERYTHING.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +5 points

Or you could just head over to your local boobyhatch and get the same wisdom for free....

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +23 points

Is it just me or is Snowbilly resembling Cruella Deville more and more each year? Also, I think her current appearance would make a good "this is what meth abuse does to you" poster because holy fucking shit she isn't aging well at all. Also, I'm pretty sure wordsalad.com here updates content cyclically in line with her going full-moon shrill harpy.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 3 replies · +14 points

It's alright because I give out fucks discreetly and for free, you might call me the fuck bank. How it works is you just fill out an application and wait oh...an hour.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +14 points

Freedom's another word for no teeffs leff to looth...

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +3 points

My first exposure to the depths of Art Robinson's wingnuttery was this sign on the way to OSU about "the real Art Robinson" and holy fucking shit that guy is a wonderful, Cleon Skoussen sized twit.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 3 replies · +11 points

With democracy you get the government you wanted...poor and at-risk Texans outnumber Republicans so if they are either A) not voting or B) voting Republican than unfortunately as harsh as it sounds like they deserve this jackrabbit shit-for-brains douchecanoe, Dubya and now Greg Abbott. If poor Texans don't like being treated like refuse and detritus then quit voting these fuckers in...it's not that hard.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Woah did your main man Louie Gohmert and his prezinential tie take over your wonking for a comment?

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 3 replies · +12 points

So Oregon sets yet another new standard by raising up the first bisechshal gubiner in American history in Kate Brown. The speaker of our House, Tina Kotek is a Rachel Maddow style lesbian and we did have until his meltdown was complete the first furry-'Merican to serve in Congress (David Wu). So, California...top that. Our NBA team is better than both of yours, U of O was once again the Pac-12 football champs and we only have one wingnut that goes to Congress and he's a quiet one most people don't know exist. So, who's better now?

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 0 replies · +4 points

That's just the shit we allow to get into the national news....Portland does have a campaign to "Keep Portland Weird" for a reason. "Portlandia" pretty well sums it up as well, Oregon is just a strange place both in terms of people and the environment and we like it that way