savethispatient

savethispatient

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307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - British Nanny State In... · 0 replies · +10 points

It's probably related to the banning urination thing, I'm led to believe a lot of the videos of "squirting" really is just urine. Why they're banning urination I don't know, beyond "eww!".

307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - British Nanny State In... · 0 replies · +13 points

Fortunately, if you want any of the banned types of "performance" there's this thing called the Internet. I believe it's a series of tubes...

307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - British Nanny State In... · 1 reply · +12 points

It's okay, you can get a cream for that on the NHS.

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Middle-Aged Wonkette O... · 0 replies · +9 points

Oh yeah, and congratulations you guys!

But one question: when you're married where will all that hatred and bile come from to fuel your snark-laden posts? Just kidding, I know, I've been married.

I kid.. I kid... :)

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Middle-Aged Wonkette O... · 2 replies · +8 points

Must be Seattle. My friends visited me 9 months ago and now they have babby too. It must be something in the water copious amounts of beer.

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NRA Warns Men: If You ... · 0 replies · +11 points

What's more beautiful than a plastic bag floating on an updraft?
Using that bag as target practice!

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Seattle Wonkpals, Are ... · 0 replies · +6 points

we really are leaving at 10 p.m. this time

Yes, that is something I often say before going out drinking in Seattle too. My success rate at sticking to that plan is not so good.

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Plucky Haggis-Eating H... · 1 reply · +3 points

The trouble is that Texas has never really answered the question of whose currency they would use come independence.

319 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here We Are Now Seattl... · 0 replies · +4 points

Obligatory once-a-year reminder that we have a very low volume Facebook group for Seattle area Wonketters: WeWaWo - Western Washington Wonketters. By low volume, I mean, it's been dormant. But do join and wake us up.

319 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here We Are Now Seattl... · 0 replies · +2 points

Ditto. I made sure it was an "all day event". Just in case.